alpha male tbh

homosexuals 😰

the four went to sacrifice mr vanderkroft (am i spelling that right??) for giving them an assessment (i also did rlly bad at that lol 🤗)

lachie and mathew continued their little love affair. "matthew you have rlly crusty lips pls leave izzy for me 🥺" lachlan whispered into mathews ear.

matthew smiled "of course i will pookie"

they continued to make love to each other for the next 2 hours bc they r sooo in love.

"hey matty boo do you hear that?" lachlan mutters pulling away from the brunette.

he looked around and noticed the shadows of people approaching. quickly, he grabbed lachlan's hand and took him to hide in a bush.

"huh what are yo-"

"shhh! i hear our fiancé's and their friends!!" matthew whispers.

lachlan nods and they both watch the four as they just so happened to stop right in front of them.

"i'm soooo happy to get married to lachlan he's such a babe 🥺🥺" mikah giggles cutely.

"ugh don't even he's so gross... chuuya is so much better mikah are you blind 😧⁉️" onyx spoke smartly bc they're so smart and cool.

"hey guys actually matthew is much better he's my little school shooter babe 🥺🥰" izzy blushes.

kelsey laughs, "oh please... jack is so cute my little ginger boo 😘"

"whatever you say kelsey...." mikah mutters.

kelsey strokes her beard again, "hey where even are your husbands mikah and izzy? we haven't seen them for hours actually.."

"so true omg" onyx began, "hey imagine if they were in that bush hahahah crazy if they were right"

"so true we should check bc ur so smart and cool onyx" izzy suggested.

everyone else agreed to do so. they checked the bush and to their surprise, they found the two in the bush...

"oh my god onyx ur actually magic... wtf are you doing in here pookie?!" izzy asks tearing up.

"i-i-i... um... i.... well 🥺 i was uh looking for my uh um yeah so true hahahah oh look at the time let's go bab- i mean lachlan" matthew panicked.

"oh? okay.." izzy sighed.

"b-b-b-bye lachlan 🥺🥰" mikah blushes.

lachlan mutters, "yeah bye"

after he left kelsey began to fiddle with her fingers... she had to tell them but she was scared mikah and izzy would turn into a wolf and start ripping her head off...

"hey uh... guys i want to tell you something" kelsey cried.

"what now jack lover.............." onyx groans bc he's funny.

"well... i saw matthew and lachlan kissing earlier..." kelsey mumbles.

"w-w-what 🥺🙁" mikah sobbed violently.

"i'm sorry.." kelsey frowns.

"y-y-you mean that my pookie and lachlan are... gay?!" izzy questioned, shocked.

"oh no.... couldn't be me definitely not like i'm marrying a man or anything gays r so gay..." onyx said homophobicly.

"so true" mikah agreed.

"yep #bossopiniontbh" everyone said bc we r cool.

"yeah so what now..." onyx asks.

"we kill them.." kelsey suggests.

"NO!" izzy and mikah screams.

onyx and kelsey look at each other wondering what they should do... they came up with nothing and then looked back at the two who were throwing up, crying, sobbing, vomiting...

"it's okay guys i have an idea..." onyx smirks 😈😈