alpha male tbh

another ginger 😰 + an-emo man + dazai

one day when everyone was at school the teacher who was called ms pidgeon said there was a new student.

"alright kid come in" miss said looking over at the door.

a 5'11 ginger walked in the room....

"why don't you introduce yourself" miss smiled at the boy.

"hi comrades! you can call me childe" he smiles

no one responded *insert cricket noises*

miss laughed awkwardly, "haha... well why don't you sit next to mikah because it just so happens that the only spare seat is next to them!"

he sits next to mikah and stuff.

he turns to face them, "hey girly" he spoke.

suddenly he was being attacked within the next 5 seconds by some unknown man 😱😱😱

"omg who is that?!" onyx exclaims scared bc yeah 🥺

"if you awake to a knife at your throat, if monsters dig their claws into you, if death comes knocking at your door, call out my name. adeptus xiao. i will be here when you call" the blue haired man explained to the group of girls + enbies 🤗.

"ok wait so what thr fuck just happened why did you come and attack childe?" izzy asks.

"because his misgendered mikah smh" he explained.

"oh yes i was ab to beat him up lol 🤗" onyx mentions.

"what's all this going on at the back of the room?" miss asks approaching the group. she looks down at xiao, "i don't recognise you. who are you?"

"i am adeptus xiao. not that you mortals would understand me.... i'm not a shinnie btw 👎🏼" xiao introduced himself.

"oh? okay..?" miss spoke definitely not understanding wtf he meant.

"i'll be going now" xiao spoke before walking out the classroom door idk 🤷🏽‍♀️

"did you guys forget ab me 🙁" childe pouted, still on the ground.

"oh yeah.. you're still here lol" kelsey sighed.

suddenly the eshays appeared (i forgot who's in our class so bare with me on this 🤗🤗)

"oi lad youre a ranga that's not okay" eshay number 1 said.

"yeah imagine that's so not okay" eshay number 2 laughs.

"don't underestimate me... i'm number 11 of the fatui harbingers, codename childe, but I also go by tartaglia. And you... hmm, you too like to cause quite the stir, don't you?" childe smirked.

eshay number one looked at eshay number two for a second before laughing, "what the fuck does that mean... fatui harbingers??? are you okay in the head lmao"

"don't speak so low of me like that... you don't know how powerful i really am 😈😈" childe smirks.

"okay weirdo" eshay number 2 chuckled before him and the other one walked back to their desks.

"man i cant believe we're stuck next to this thing... do you know how much we'll get bullied for this?!" mikah grunted sitting back in their chair.

"fr i mean his name is childe ffs that's so.... idk. childe 👶" kelsey spoke.

"plus he's like rlly weird too..." izzy mutters.

"yeah.... we should ignore him" onyx suggests.

"so smart... let's do it" mikah agrees.

the other two just nod and we turn back to listen to the teacher and stuff yk what we were actually meant to be doing and stuff 👍🏼