The Talon of God

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Sam and Claptrap arrive at the Eridium Blight and they go to the entrance to Hero's Pass.

Jack: Mmm.. you feel that? That electricity in the air when you're just aching to murder someone? Haven't felt that in such a long time

Sam: I'm coming for you bitch!

Jack: Come get me!

Lilith: You do what you have to to stop Jack from waking that Warrior. Even if it means takin' me out. Better dead than a damsel

Sam: Hold on Lilith, I'm on my way!

Mordecai: Brick and I will met you inside

Brick: Yeah, we're gonna finish this together!

Sam: Guys. I just wanna say. It's been an honor to by your side, and if we make it through this, I wanna stick around. I finally found a place I can call home

Mordecai: We're proud to call a Crimson Raider kid. Now let's kill that son of a bitch!

Brick: YEAH!!

Claptrap: This is it minion. Our vengeance is finally at hand! Let's tear this planet a new asshole! YAAAAAAAAGHHH!!

Claptrap charges towards the door and Sam follows.

Claptrap: Hyperion's gonna regret ever setting foot on Pandora! Minion. I'm gonna get that door open so I can take care of that handsome bastard myself! You hear me Jack!? You killed my friends! You destroyed my product line! I am the last Claptrap in existence. AND I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!!

Suddenly loaders digistruct in front of them.

Claptrap: AHHHH! Minion, draw their fire with your face while I cloak my over to the door controls!

Sam starts ripping apart loaders as Claptrap gets to work on opening the door.

Claptrap: You think a door can stop me Jack!? I was MADE to open doors! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Aand open!

Hyperion Computer: Access denied

A second set of doors close

Claptrap: What!? I said "AAAAND open" not "AAAAAND close a secondary set of doors!"

Hyperion Computer: Dispatching additional troops

More loaders appear.

Claptrap: NO! Don't dispatch more troops! I'm sorry! I'm sorry pretty female voice!

Sam: You're gonna have to keep trying! I'll watch your back!

Sam keeps fighting as Claptrap tries to shut off the alert.

Claptrap: YES! I've done it! Shutting the door defenses down.. NOW!

Hyperion Computer: Activating additional door defenses. Turrets deployed

Claptrap: God fucking dammit!

Turrets appear and so do more loaders.

Sam: Come on Claptrap!

Claptrap: I'm working on it! I'm gonna hack those turrets so they fight for us!

Hyperion Computer: Access denied

Claptrap: Come on baby, don't be like that! Gimme those turrets!

Hyperion Computer: Access.. granted

Claptrap: HOLY SHIT! It actually worked! The turrets are fighting for us now! I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING!

Sam: Yeah but we still need that door open!

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