America: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Greece: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Slovakia: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Greece, learn to listen.
Slovenia: What if it bites itself and I die?
France: That’s voodoo.
Turkey: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Greece: That’s correlation, not causation.
Slovenia: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
France: That’s kinky.
America: Oh my God.
