America: France and I don’t use pet names.
Mexico: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
America: Honey?
France: Yes, dear?
America:
Mexico: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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America: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
France: Wasn't Mexico with you?
Mexico: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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America: France and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Mexico: *Sighing* What did France do?
America: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
France: Who wants a steering wheel?
