America, talking to Japan on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Japan: You bet!
America: At what temperature?
Japan: 535.
America: That's the clock.
Japan:
America:
Japan: 536.
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*America and Japan are doing something absurdly dangerous*
America: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Japan, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
