America: Time for plan G.
Ireland: Don’t you mean plan B?
America: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Scotland: What about plan D?
America: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Wales: What about plan E?
America: I’m hoping not to use it. Australia dies in plan E.
New Zealand: I like plan E.
