Slovakia: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Serbia: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Slovenia: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Slovenia: While I’m gone, Serbia, you’re in charge.
Serbia: Yes!!!
Slovenia, whispering: Slovakia, you’re secretly in charge.
Slovakia: Obviously.
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Slovakia: What time is it?
Slovenia: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Slovenia: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Serbia: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Slovenia: It’s 2 am
