Wayne II

11.

"We need to have a party." Barry says at the dinner table. We have the whole family over for dinner including my dad this time.
"We do!" I agreed with him.
"Gotham has been so boring without the parties. The last one was Quinny's wedding. It's been months."
"Who would you take now that I'm married?" I smirked. I used to be his partner at these parties. Well he used to be my plus one.
"I don't know I can always get a girl to take." He shrugged
We all looked at each other.
"Barry we've never seen you interact with a girl.. ever."
"That's not true you're a girl. " he pointed out.
"I'm a girl but not a girl to you."I said which totally made sense to us but left everyone else confused." As in I've never been attracted to him and he hasn't been attracted to me. He sees me as a brother. Not as a friend that's a girl. A couple years ago he reminded himself that I was a female. Who did female things.. like have a period." Barry nodded.
"She's one of the bro's. Wait so does that make you one of my hoe's. Like bros before hoe's. But hoe's before bro's." Everyone looked at him extra confused.
"Yeah I don't even know how to answer that. He lost me at hoe's." Everyone laughed.
"You know for the longest time I thought Barry was gay." Damian blurted out.
"What if I was?"
"We wouldn't be surprised." My uncle victor says.
"Well I'm very much not gay. Not that that hasn't crossed my mind." I raise an eyebrow at him.
"What college was interesting." He said in his defense. I almost choked on my wine.
"It sure w-" I looked around and read the room. "asn't it sure wasn't." I smiled sipping the rest on my glass of wine then getting up to get some more and chugging it down. I looked at Damian and Barry  who look like they want to die of laughter. In my case I just want to die. I can feel my aunt and uncles and parents eyes on me. Kill me.
"So the party." Damian sits up and starts the conversation. Thank God.
My eyes widened.
"Yes the party." I said toward Barry.
"Ah yes we need a reason to celebrate. Lucy any news?" He wiggled his eyes at me.
"For the millionth time im not pregnant Barry." I rolled my eyes. Barry has been asking me at least 4 times a week since the day I got back from my honeymoon if I'm pregnant. It's been more than half a year.
"Have you been tested maybe you are." He asked.
"I've been tested, ive done dozens of paternity tests and dozens of psychological testing done and I came back positive of being two thirds of a fucking psychopath so try me Barry ask me again." I joke.
"Come at me baby momma." He said with his hand signaling to go at him.
"You little-" I stand up from the table.
"AHHHHHHHHH. Kal she's trying to kill me!!" He screamed like a little girl.
"Lucy." My uncle said in a stern voice.
"What I was just getting more wine." I said in a innocent voice walking towards the wine bottle. Which coincidentally was right next to Barry.
"Your dead." I said under my breath.
"Kaaaaal." He said getting up going towards my uncle pointing at me.
"What? It's not like I'm going to actually kill him and make it look like suicide." I took a drink of my wine.
My uncle Arthur laughed loudly.
"She is so your daughter." He said pointing at Harley and Jack.
(A/N: Guys so Jack Napier aka Jack is jokers real name before he became joker in the comics. Just so you know.)

Harley rested her head on Jack's arm.
Harley and Jack's relationship evolved ever since I met them. They used to be toxic for each other. Constantly hurting one another. They were violent;they even manipulated each other. I hated all of that. But now they actually try. Well at least around me. They look loving. It's like my dad lives for her and only her. He is sweet and gentle. Nothing like the hardcore man he was when we met. It's a normal loving relationship. I know my mom has eyes for only him. She's literally killed for him so I never questioned her loyalty to him. Right now its like they are teenagers in love once again. It's really cute actually. That's what I aspire to be with Damian. Minus the killing part. But I guess he's already killed for me multiple times. So maybe I'm the joker in our relationship. I'm kidding. Everything about them have evolved. Don't get me wrong they still murder people but they are more classy about it now. They're friendship is stronger.

I went to go sit next to Damian.
"So what about life. Our reason could be life. Fuck it you know what we don't need a reason to have a party. We want to get dressed up and have a good time. That is our reason. We are alive and we want to feel alive with everyone. We just want one night to forget everything and have fun." I smile.
"I actually love that idea." My uncle kal says.
"Everyone in for that party about life say I." My dad says.
"I" everyone says in union.
"Oooh and you could bring your girlfriend." I wiggle my eyebrows at my uncle kal. Everyone starts mocking my uncle. "Hey only I get to mock him." I say in his defense. Causing everyone to laugh but I was very serious. "But seriously bring her."  I narrow my eyes at my uncle.
Damian places his hand on my back gently rubbing up and down calming my nerves.
"Let's fuck the Manor up ." Barry screams.
"Let's fuck it up!" I scream back earning a few eye rolls from the family.
"Wait so you girlfriend have sex?" Barry says out loud towards my uncle kal. I look over to my uncle his face is flushed with wide eyes.
"Please don't answer tha-" I begin to say before Damian covers my mouth with his hand pulling me towards him.
"We want to know." He whispers in my ear.
"I- uh-wh- I'm not going to answer that." He says picking up his fork and putting food in his mouth.
Thank god.
"DAMMIT QUINNY YOU RUIN EVERYTHING." Barry jokingly  screams at me disappointed with the answer he got.
I laughed really loud. I really can't with him. I looked at Damian laughing. "Don't act like you didn't fuck Damian on your first date. Your uncle can have a sex life too." My laughter completely stopped Damian and my eyes went extra wide. Oh shit.
Oh fucking shit.
"Barry." Damian scolds at Barry.
"Oh fuck." Barry says when he realized what he said. "She's going to kill me in my sleep isn't she." I glared at him while Damian nodded. He gulped. "I'm to young to die." He joked in a very dramatic way. Causing Damian to laugh.
"So do you guys have sex ?" I ask my uncle. Suddenly I do want to hear my uncles answer.
"We really didn't need to hear that." My uncle victor said.
"I lost my appetite." My dad says.
"The first date?" My uncle kal says.
"I- I'm happily married to him. That was the best decision of my life. I have no regrets." I grab Damian's hand and he places a kiss on it giving it a gentle squeeze.
"I will never be able to look at him the same way." My uncle kal says.
"She basically attacked me." Damian jokes trying to get on their good side. "I was defenceless." He added.
"Wh- defenceless? You kissed me first that night."
"Yeah that's true but I told you I was fine just making out with you." He fought back.
"Yeah but that didn't stop you. You sure as hell weren't fighting me."
"Yeah I was helpless." He joked giving me a kiss on a cheek while I laughed.
"I'm going to go throw up now." Barry says standing up.
"I honestly forgot they were here for a minute." Damian whispered in my ear, I nodded . "I hate arguing with you." He pounted his lips.
"We weren't arguing." I laugh. "We were conversing."
"I will never get that image out of my head now." My uncle joked. Or I think he joked.
"Even it out." I shrug.
"Yes we have sex." I cringe.
"How? How does that work?" Damian asks curiously. How does alien-human sex work?
"I put it in an-" my uncle started motioning with his hands. I look at him in terror.
"Oh my God that's not wha- why woul- Barry hold up I'm joining you." I said standing up and running out of the kitchen. I hear all of their laughs.
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A/N-  oh my God guys I just spent the last few day aligning the rest of the chapters for this book.
There's a lot going on.
Get ready