armed detective agency - gc
﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ya mom
hello existing creatures that are not memamas
hello y/nbed hair
good morning y/n!ya mom
yo bed hair, is your name dazai?bed hair
yes!ya mom
so i have this friendbed hair
who's in love with me?ya mom
who talks shit about you all the timemamas
qwjsadivewhjbfbed hair
oh:(
they probably suck ass
show me a picture of themya mom
bed hair
ewewewewewew
i'm throwing up
not chuuyaya mom
wait, you two aren't dating???
why did he have a picture of you then🧐mamas
dating?????
i knew dazai was gay
kunikida owes me money nowcandy lover 69
i can totally see chuuya and dazai making outbed hair
wtf???
i hate chuuya and he hates meya mom
chuuya's way to say ily is by saying ihycandy lover 69
looks like they have a hate-love relationshipmamas
they obvi dobed hair
i'm not dating chuuya!ya mom
but you love himbed hair
no!mamas
i think y/n meant that you 'hate' himbed hair
what did i do to deserve this:(dad
everythingya mom
i don't think i'm supposed to laughbed hair
wait
since you know chuuya
does that mean you're in the port mafia???ya mom
no? i met him when i accidentally killed someonemamas
'accidentally'bed hair
great job y/n
i'm totallllllyyy proud of youya mom
how did we go from bullying dazai to me:(bed hair
you remember my name!ya mom
idk how to erase it from my brainmamas
how did you accidentally kill someone tho?ya mom
idk
don't judge me i'm to hot for that
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Fanfiction❝𝙞 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙞.❞ ;༊ ╰┈➤ 「𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵, doppo kunikida unintentionally adds y/n in the group chat instead of fukuzawa.」 𝐑𝐄...