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﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌@sleepyhead named the chat meow
emo boy
why that of everything you could've named itya mom
why notfukuzawa
i approve of the name.old
obviously you dobed hair
y/n
y/n
y/n
@sleepyhead
@sleepyhead
y/n
answer me
@sleepyheadya mom
yobed hair
do you wanna hang out? :)ya mom
sure:)bed hair
ahshwhdudh
okok
so
where do you wanna meet up???ya mom
idk
you choosebed hair
outside the agency??candy lover 69
do y'all see this shit or is it just me?ya mom
uh ok
i'll be there soonbed hair
okokok
see yamamas
dazai is almost always online when y/n is
hmmm wonder whybed hair
😐
oi
y/n's not going to be alone with you
sigma can you pleaseeeeeeee go with y/n??sigma balls
i would
but that means i have to see bandage guybed hair
i'm not that badthe mad hatter
you are THAT badbed hair
😟ya mom
i don't need to have someone with me everywheredad
no but dazai needs itbed hair
:,(mamas
☠️bed hair
y/nnnnn
i'm getting bullied by kunikida-kunya mom
oh no
so terriblebed hair
right!
i deserve y/n hugs since i went through such paincandy lover 69
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yeah but it's y/n
everyone loves y/nya mom
that's a lie
i made a child cry yesterday because i dressed up as nikolai
i somehow made two sketchy organizations go to war with eachother because i bought a watermelon (don't ask how because idk either)furry
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OH
i also ACCIDENTALLY called the hunting dogs on this random guy i saw on the streetsfedya
i'm curious of how that happened
bahajhaahsh
i remember that!ya mom
okok so i was walking back home where i and nikolai lives right?
and there was a guy who was following after me, so i thought i called nikolai but instead somehow dialed someone from the hunting dogs number and said "yo, there's this guy who's following me. he looks like a serial killer. i'm on street [random street name] right now." turns out i had bad wifi and they only heard me say "guy following me. serial killer. [random street name]."wife
OH IT WAS THAT TIME
i remember you coming over and telling me everythingya mom
so after like 30 seconds 3 people came running to the street i was on in matching uniforms and attacked the guy. turned out the guy who was following me was one of them and he thought i looked suspicious. so i told them it was nikolai who called them with a voice changer thing and before they could question me, nikolai came to my rescue and got me away.mamas
that was so random but i sounded funny asfya mom
it actually was really funny
try it sometime
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Fanfiction❝𝙞 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙞.❞ ;༊ ╰┈➤ 「𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵, doppo kunikida unintentionally adds y/n in the group chat instead of fukuzawa.」 𝐑𝐄...