shitty dazai

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say happy birthday to akutagawa﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌

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say happy birthday to akutagawa
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ya mom
i found a stray cat:)

fedya
how old

ya mom
idk
old
and cute

bed hair
chuuya
chuuya
chuuya nakahara
dog
slug
hat rack

the mad hatter
what do you want

bed hair
look at what i found!

bed hairlook at what i found!

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the mad hatter
??
ok?

ya mom
he has pretty boy privileges

bed hair
I'M NOT DONE YET
LOOK AT HIM PICKING YOU UP FROM SCHOOL😤🥺😍😮‍💨😘🤪⁉️‼️

bed hairI'M NOT DONE YETLOOK AT HIM PICKING YOU UP FROM SCHOOL😤🥺😍😮‍💨😘🤪⁉️‼️

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he even got your signature smile☺️

the mad hatter
what the fuck shitty dazai
why do you have pictures of him?

ya mom
dazai staring at chuuya in the background 😳

@thathotkill blocked everyone from reading @sleepyhead messages

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@thathotkill blocked everyone from reading @sleepyhead messages

bed hair
now no one can see their messages

ya mom
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[ajsjeuddh whyyyyy
what did i do to you????]

furry
uhh why would you did that dazai?
are you sure that's a good idea?

bed hair
yeah!
my ideas are always good

ya mom
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[stfu stupid dazai
let them see my messages
i wanna text here
idiot
i should've listened to chuuya]

the mad hatter
i can't see y/n's messages but i know their mad at dazai
and thinking they should've listened to me

ya mom
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[chuuya's smart
really smart]

bed hair
whaaaaaat
they would never be mad at me
i never did anything wrong

ya mom
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[fukuzawa dude
you can see these right??
i mean, mori can too ig but idcidc
could you please take away dazai's blocking privileges????
i'll let you babysit my new cat]

@adapresident took away @thathotkill blocking privileges

@sleepyhead has been unblocked

bed hair
w
h
y
y/n is spreading rumors

wife
it's not rumors if it's true tho
just look at how stupid you look there

ya mom
but i'm not though
and i don't wanna talk to you anymore

bed hair
shut it gin

fedya
good job dazai

ya mom
fyodor

fedya
yes?

ya mom
you forgot your hat here

fedya
oh so that's where it is
i've been looking for it for five hours

@hotassassin added @kingassassin to the chat

wife
he's been asking me a lot if i could add him here
he wanted to meet chuuya's friends

ya mom
HAHASJISEKEJDN
ITS TOTALLY FINE

verlaine
hello

ya mom
hiiii
i'm y/n

verlaine
hello y/n
i'm paul-marie verlaine
i've heard a lot about you from gin

ya mom
really??
gin you actually talk about me??

wife
yeah

@thathotkill kicked @kingassassin out of the chat

ya mom
well there he goes

ya momwell there he goes

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