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gin is bae

say happy birthday to nikolai
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ya mom
i spy with my little eye
a clown

google
i spy with my little eye
an idiot

mr. dude
that's..
someway to start an conversation

bed hair
1
2
3
GO❗️

ya mom
i am a little bitch

bed hair
and i'm the same way

ya mom
are we making a
song

bed hair
idk
i'm bored and i wanted to enter the conversation

ya mom
nice
good job

pussy in boots
how did i get stuck in a group chat with such idiots?

ya mom
idk
it's just your luck ig

pussy in boots
then my luck sucks asf

tachihoe
i've tried my best to avoid this chat as much as possible but i've realized it's impossible

ya mom
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
DUN DUN DUDUNDUN DUN DUN DUDUNDUN

wife
he probably tried to avoid it because i'm active most of the time
ig he hates me🥲🥹😢😭

ya mom
don't worry bae
i'll kick his ass for you!

wife
b-b-b-bae?!!?!? 😳
damn i'm the hottest person alive's bae 😍😘🤪😏
suck on that dazai!

bed hair
😔
i could hear my heart just shatter
this is the saddest day in my life
my fiancé is cheating on me

emo boy
look at what you're doing y/n 😐
kys

ya mom
WHAT DID I DO?!?!!??!!!

emo boy
live??
befriend gin???
speak???

ya mom
this just tells me you hate me 😐

tachihoe
i should've avoided it longer

sigma balls
welcome to the squad

wife
i'm tired
but i ain't sleeping
we need to destroy nii-san's sanity

emo boy
somebody help me
idc who just get this shit far away from me and my sanity

ya mom
i'll help!

emo boy
i'd rather have jinko help me
@notatiger
jinko
jinko
jinko
@notatiger
@notatiger
atsushi nakajima

ya mom
rejection😔

furry
what do you want akutagawa

emo boy
help me
save me and my sanity from y/n and gin

fedya
y/n
your brother changed my wallpaper again

ya mom
lol
is it a pic of him now

fedya
yeah

ya mom
nice

wife
ok
i figured out something

ya mom
tell me
i'm listening all ears

wife
i figured out that i love annoying nii-san through the phone but i'm scared that if i do irl he'll actually kill me

ya mom
we show that we care ab him through cyber bullying him lol

wife
facts

pussy in boots
at first i thought dazai would be one of the worst here
but i was proven wrong
it's you two

ya mom
chuuyyyyyyaaaaaa

pussy in boots
what?

ya mom
can you add your brother?
he was cool

pussy in boots
no

@hotassassin added @kingassassin to the chat

ya mom
this is why you're the fav

wife
dazai's heart shattering for the second time

verlaine
hello again

ya mom
hiiiiii

verlaine
hello y/n

ya mom
chuuya your brother is cool
verlaine let's be friends

verlaine
sure?

ya mom
btw you're gonna regret that

wife
where was my warning? 🤨

ya mom
you're the warning

wife
oh
that's true

@wineaumt kicked @kingassassin out of the chat

ya mom
😟

pussy in boots
we don't need him here

ya mom
not ssk repeatedly kicking verlaine out of here