The I.M.P's Demon Hellhound God

Pilot

(The scene starts with a city shot that slowly zooms in on the Immediate Murder Professionals building. Cars honking can be heard in the background. The scene changes to a closed-door with a sign that says "Meeting in Progress." Inside, Blitzo is walking by a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees. Damien is next to Loona with his arm over her shoulder.)

Blitzo: All right, I know business has been a bit slow lately; yes, it's no one's fault, okay I'm naming any names here (looks at Moxxie) Moxxie. (Moxxie gives him a "What the Fuck?" Face.)Now, does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?

Millie: What about a car wash?

Damien: That sounds like a great idea if we were in the human world.

Blitzo: This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here. Okay, what about a billboard

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir. But I believe that Damien here has the money to provide us if he is willing to give some of it

Damien: How about...No, I will not.

Blitzo: Helpful, Moxxie. I'm glad you're in the room right now. {Pushes Moxxie away} Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

{Blitzo turns on the Tv showing them killing people on it. Blitzo wacks someone across the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blowing someone's brains out with a shotgun. Loona is mauling someone to death, and Millie cuts off someone's head with a spear-like weapon. Damien, slicing someone in half and bringing that person back to life, and grabbed his face and started pulling out his skull along with his spinal cord.}