The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open, and "Cherub Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.]
Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
[The cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.]
[Scene cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "Owie!"]
Collin: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫
[Another person gets run over by a speeding train as "Oh No!" appears in a thought bubble.]
Keenie: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫
[Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a gun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another thought bubble.]
Cletus: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫
[Clip shows a struggling man's face turning blue in a hangman's noose.]
All: ♫ When your face is turnin' blue? ♫
Collin: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫
Keenie: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫
Cletus: ♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫
All: ♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫
[All three pose together.]
[The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol.]
All: ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫
[Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.]
Collin: ♫ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫
[The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again.]
All: ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫
[Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him dollar bills.]
Keenie: ♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫
[Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.]
Collin: ♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫
[Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.]
Keenie: ♫ And we're here for all above! ♫
[A stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paper in an office.]
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