haven't you ever left this place? (swatchton)

chasing a maus on all four's

This is mostly about the idea of cat element Spamton if u don't like the idea at all don't read it lol, art by me))
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Spamton was at 'home' sitting down and staring at the ceiling, lost in thought

'How do I deserve any of this.. I mean I'm just a random puppet with invisible strings around my weird paws. (Casually makes a cat element reference) I don't deserve a good place to stay, or a caring partner, or forgiveness.. I haven't been good enough to deserve thi-

*knock knock *

That's probably Swatch..

I opened the door and swatch greeted me

"Hello Spamton!" Swatch said with not a customer service type smile, but a genuine smile..

"HEY!! [HOT SHOT!]"

"are you alright? You look stressed"

"YEP! NOTHING [WRONG WITH GREAT DEALS ] "

"Alright then, do you need some time alone-"

"NO."

"Oookay then?"

"Don't [GO GO]]."

"Okay, may I come in then?"

"Sure.."

They both sat down, the things in Spamtons house was tailored to his size, so Swatch's knees were near their beak while sitting.

"Do you uh, want a [[DRINK HALF OFF!]]"

"Sure." Swatch smiled at him

Spamton went and got them a drink in his kitchen

"Thank you, Spamton-"

A maus had gotten in and was scurrying around the room

"[AAAA]" Spamton had screamed upon seeing it

What Swatch didn't expect was for Spamton to get on all fours and start chasing it around the room until it was out the door, and hissing at it as it left

"Pardon my language, but what the fuck was that?"

"Err.. you [[DONT NEED THE INFO]]"

"Yes i do, you got on all fours and chased a maus, then hissed at it. It's a little concerning. "

"HAHHEHAHHEAHHEAHAEAHEAH THE MAUS WAS [[scary.]]"

"Yes, but why did you do that."

"..[[CLASSIFIED]]"

"I see why you got along with tasque manager when you were living in the queen's mansion now.."

"WE HAD [[A FEW DEALZ]] IN COMMON, (haven't seen her in ages though.)"

"Like what?"

"... one of the same element, and I helped her [[ORDER ORDER]] her paintings of tasques."

"Isn't tasque manager order and cat element?"

He nodded at that

"So, you wouldn't be order element no offencebut you lived in a dumpster.. so, you're cat element, then?"

"Perhaps " (( return of the Perhaps))

"That explains the being on all fours thing, either that or you're just a feral little man. Or both "

"Don't know how you [[DIDN'T CATCH ON]] sooner, i have [[literal]] paws"

"Just didn't notice I guess. " They replied. "Would you like to come to the café tomorrow?"

"I still have no [[kROMER]]"

"That's alright, you can come anyway "

"ThaNKs.

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Spamton had made his way to the cafe Swatch was working at. He walked in and the bell on the door chimed, telling any one there that someone new was there. Swatch immediately saw Spamton and Spamton walked over to them

"I'm glad you decided to come!" they smiled at him

"I'd never turn down a [[DEAL LIKE THA-" just as Spamton was talking the door chime went off and a blue, white and black coloured person (with a megamind lookin head) barged through the door

"Hiya Swatchy Watchy!"

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