How I explain GOTG:

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Peter Quill: Funny man with headphones

Gamora: Sexy badass with daddy issues and has many feelings

Groot: Tree man that has feelings and is very lovable and can only say "I am Groot" (fav character!)

Rocket Raccoon: Trigger happy raccoon with man feelings, gay for his tree friend, smort, tries to be funny at bad moments but is still funny, Gun and tree lover

Drax the Destroyer: Honest, idiot, doesn't understand anything that Peter says as a joke, can't understand sarcasm, dumb, funny, needs to know what TMI means

Mantis: Best girl and has powers to know how you feel

Nebula: Daddy and sister issues, loves Gamora but her sister is mean, HAS FEELINGS!

Yandu: Dad, kidnapper but good dad

Quotes:

"BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE IDIOTS LIVING HERE!"

-Peter Quill to Rocket

"YES THE NOISE IS VERY PLESANT!"

-Gamora to Peter

"I am Groot"

-Groot to Rocket

"Okay, now we're all standing....a bunch of assholes"

-Rocket to the Guardians

"You are horrifying"

-Drax to Mantis

"I'M MARRY POPPINS, Y'ALL!"

-Yandu while floating down with an umbrella

Also! I'd like to establish the ships I'll be having here!

Peter and Gamora

Rocket and Groot

Aaaaaannnndddd

Drax and Mantis

Okay? Okay!

Bye!