Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Harry: Death penalty.
Leatherface: Harry, it was just a speeding ticket...
Harry, leaning into the mic: Please kill me.
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FanfictionContinuation of the first two books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voo...
