Harry: What's Leatherface's type?
Michael: Black hair, emo, oblivious, dark sense of humor, canary lover.
Harry: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we're just friends.
Michael: Did I mention oblivious?
Harry: Yes.
Michael: Just making sure.
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FanfictionContinuation of the first two books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voo...