Chapter 6: Family Day Disaster

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Soon after it, it was time for class

Fairy Godmother: Children, excuse me. Um, as you know, uh, this Sunday is family day here at Auradon Prep. And because your parents can't be here due to, uh, distance, we've arranged for a special treat.

She turned on the television and their villain parents appeared on the screen in including Oogie Boogie.

Maleficent: I don't see anything, nor do I hear.

Fairy Godmother: Kids!

Maleficent: Is it... is it... is...

Jafar: Press enter.

Maleficent: Can I please see a remote? Is this thing on? Ugh, It's broken. Ugh! I hate electronic equip... Oh!

Evil Queen sees Evie

Evil Queen: Evie, It's mommy. Oh! Look how beautiful. Oh, you know what they say, the poison apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Oogie:Don't you mean the weeds?

Cruella:Ooh! Who's the old bat?

Mal: This is Fairy Godmother.

Maleficent: Still doing tricks with eggplants?
Fairy Godmother:I turned a pumpkin into a beautiful carriage.

Maleficent: You really couldn't give Cinderella till one A.M.? I mean, really. What, the hamsters had to be back on their little wheels? -

The Villains are are laughing maniacally

Fairy Godmother: They were mice! They were not... they were mice. They were not...

Mal: Thank you so much. Thank you.

Fairy Godmother: They were mice.

Mal: Hi, mom.

Maleficent: Mal! I m-m-miss you.

Oogie: Hey, Oscar, how's my favorite son?

Oscar: Dad, I'm your only son.

Oogie: Yeah, I know.

Jafar: You children are never far from our thoughts.

Mal: I got it.

Maleficent: How long must mommy wait to see you?

Mal: Um, there's a big coronation coming up. I think sometime probably after... that.

Maleficent: When?

Mal: Friday, 10 A.M.

Maleficent: You sure I can't see you before that? I don't know what I'll do If I don't get my hands on that magic wan...(Oogie elbowed Maleficent) you... you little nugget that I love so much.

Mal:Yes, I completely understand, mother.

Cruella: Carlos, is that a dog? Oh, yes, yes, baby, I do understand. It would make the perfect size for earmuffs.

Carlos: He's the perfect size for a pet.

Cruella: Oh!

Carlos: This dog loves me, and I love him. And fyi, your dog is stuffed!

Cruella: Oh!

Carlos: So give it a rest!

Jafar:(laugh)Oh-ho! Burn!

Cruella: Oh! Why don't you go sell a toaster, you two-bit salesman!

Jafar: People who talk to stuffed animals shouldn't throw stones.

Cruella: Oh, well, people who sell toasters shouldn't use mixed metaphors.

Maleficent: Enough!

Soon Maleficent threatened unsubtly before Fairy Godmother turned the tv off.

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