ark [woosan]

one: naptime

"wait what am I even supposed to do in this game?"

I've been looking at this dinosaur game called ark that mingi recommended to help with my boredom but I haven't been able to figure out what I'm supposed to do for the last hour.  my character, who is the ugliest mothertrucker I've seen in my life, has just been standing there glitching into the ground like it's a normal thing to do. 

so moral of the story, I haven't been doing crap in the game and I haven't seen any dinosaurs so I'm a little disappointed, so I just set the game down for a good while so that when mingi is back from his date with my BROTHER, he can explain this stuff to me. I still can't believe he'd ditch my hot ass for yunho though.

I flip my phone over, sigh, and set some alarms that should go off around the 10 pm mark that mingi was given to bring my brother home. yes, he's a "I'll bring them back by 10" type of guy. I mean, if yunho would even follow that rule. god knows what goes on with those two.

I shuffle in the warmth of my blankets.
"god must be having the time of his life right about now, bleaching his eyes out watching those two. meanwhile, this hot bastard will be taking a well deserved nap as he should."
I close my eyes at that and fall into a deep slumber.

when I finally wake up from my nap I'm groggy and pissy but I know I have to get up for school so I roll over and slither off the bed. however, the usual fluffy carpet doesn't engulf me like I thought it would. instead I full send into, not only a mouthful of sand, but an eye full too.

"holy shit, my eyes bro my eyes this shit burns, ew and the crunch, uncalled for"
"...wait a sec, where did this sand come from?"
I pause for a moment.
"this is definitely a lucid dream, frickin sick"
yes, I am a genius.

"I AM NOT A GENIUS"
as of current time, I am running for my life from not one, but three raptors. I don't know why or how I got into this situation, but I do know that I'm on the verge of pooping myself and that this is definitely not a lucid dream.

"why me, raptors? why me? why not one of the varsity track kids or something?", I cry out as I run with my arms tightly flying around by my sides.

"this is it, this is where I die, at least I'll get a punch in", I choke out, turning my body in bravery (or stupidity, who knows).

I quickly form a fist and punch one of the raptors.
"ohh hell! that hurt like a bitch. why did I even consider t-"

the lead raptor interrupts me by looking at me at that moment with sharp eyes and pouncing.

I'm choi san, and this is the story about my spicy romance inside of the video game ark.

note: hiiii! I hope you're enjoying this so far. this is most likely going to be the shortest chapter there is so stay tuned. I'll be updating this weekly, but maybe even daily if I remember this exists. I'm kinda crap at writing but sometimes you wish there was a really specific fanfic so you gotta make it yourself yk