dream. | park jisung

POKEMON

AUTHOR

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️

mentions of cuts (not
from sh), blood, stitches, hospitals, scars
(not from sh), death (no
one actually dies)

thank you very much, author
person

you're welcome, minji

NOW GET TF OUT OF MY
STORY

i'm sorry

DREAM

me
HOLY SHIT DUDES

me
I JUST ALMOST GOT
HIT BY A CAR

mark
what

jisung
are you okay

jaemin
WHY MINJI WHY

jeno
wtf were you doing

me
I WAS PLATING
POKÉMON GO AND
I WASNT PAYING
ATTENTION

me
I WAS LITERALLY IN
THE PARKING LOT OF
MY BUILDING AND
SOME OLD MAN IN
THIS FUCKING
TOYOTA CAMRY LOOKING
SHIT JUST SPED RIGHT AT
ME

me
if i hadn't literally thrown
myself on the ground
HE WOULDVE KILLED
ME

jisung
why weren't you paying
attention

me
I WAS PAYING ATTENTION
I LOOKED LEFT AND RIGHT
AND HE WASNT EVEN THERE
SO I STARTED CROSSING
AND THEN HE CAME AROUND
A CORNER AND DROVE
GASTER

me
BRO THE SPEED LIMIT
IN THERE IS LIKE
10 KM AN HOUR HE WAS
GOING LITERALLY 30

haechan
WERE YOU TRYING
TO DIE

me
NO BUT HE WAS TRYING
TO KILL ME

me
and i ended up literally
slicing my arm open so
now i'm going to the
hospital and i'm probably
going to need stitches lmao

jisung
NOT LMAO YOU COULDVE
DIED

me
who really cares

me
it's gonna leave a MAD scar
though

mark
THAT ISNT COOL

me
but like....

me
giant scar on my arm

me
that's cool

renjun
you could've died

me
it wasn't my fault though
he was going WAY over the
limit

me
and even though i say
"it's not really a limit, it's
just a suggestion" HE WAS
WAY TOO FAST for that tiny
space i mean REALLY YOU
SHOULVE SEEN HOW FAST
HE WAS

jeno
ARE YOU CRAZY

chenle
no but that's funny

me
pedal to the metal that's
what i like to say