dream. | park jisung

GOLDFISH

DREAM

me
y'all i'm getting a goldfish
because fuck the cops

jeno
why???

renjun
and why fuck the cops
did they tell you you're
not allowed to have a
goldfish

me
no but they did ask me
to stop talking to them
or they would escort me
out of the store and to
the station because they
thought i was literally
on crack

renjun
okay wtf????

chenle
jisung has the memory
and attention span of a
goldfish is he not good
enough for you??????

jisung
okay fuck you

me
don't bully jisung

me
i'm getting a goldfish
because 1. they're easy
to look after 2. when it
dies i can buy another
one for $3 3. they're dumb
and cute

haechan
jisung is dumb and cute

mark
he also can be bought
for $3

jaemin
and he's very easy to
look after

me
QUIT REJECTING MY
GOLDFISH

renjun
more importantly what're
you gonna name it

me
hand

chenle
wtf

jeno
omg no

mark
it's not like it's gonna
last long anyways

haechan
yes but it will be so
depressed knowing it's
name is a common tool
used to jack off

me
UMMMM WTF

me
idk i thought hand was
a cute name for a fish

me
it's a goldfish or a puppy

jisung
the goldfish

jaemin
get a goldfish

chenle
why're you even considering
getting a puppy

chenle
you must know that won't
end well

me
exactly

me
therefore i get a goldfish
and y'all can sUCK MY
DICK

chenle
i don't think jisung would
mind that too much
HAKAHAHAJSKBDJEKSN

me
bro you good

chenle
yh sorry just had to cough

jeno
well i think you should
go ahead and get the
fucking goldfish and
you know what it probably
will die too soon but
they are only $3 so who
gives a shit

me
THANK YOU

haechan
i think it's dumb but go
ahead

jisung
hold on do i get a say

jisung
i'm probably gonna have
to look after it too

me
no fuck you