"alpha look he has 10 lil fingers and 10 lil toes" Jimin cooed at the sleeping lil one. it has been a week since yoongi and hoseok brought baby back home. the baby had been the apple of everyone's eyes. Everyone except seokjin. To seokjin this kid was literal satan but mini.
"Isn't that normal Jimin i mean it will be kink of weird if he just popped out with 20 toes and 20 fingers. My boy might have looked like a damn hybrid and now imgine them big" seokjin said taking another bite into his apple gaining a glare from jimin and a chuckle from the others.
" YAH HOW ARE U A DAMN ACTOR WHEN U DONT UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONS OF THE WORDS. WHY DID U STUDY SO MUCH U GROWN ASS IDIOT" jimin yelled. he really expected seokjin to be a lil more understanding about the meaning behind the lines. turns out there can be literature fools worst of that jungkook too.
"hyung for real even i understood what he wanted to say. ur mate has a real bad luck" kook chuckled making jin frown. "dude be lucky if your kid is not born with shoulders the size of yours" jin said making kook roll on the floor laughing and jimin's eyes go wide.
"hyung mine is made of workout imagine the pain taehyung will take your's have always been huge" kook said emphasising the word taehyung in the place of mate. Seokjin looked away his ears turning red at the comment.
"so u do't complain the fact we took taehyung as your mate huh" yoongi teased his lil bro noticing seokjin not saying anything against the idea. honestly taehyung was someone yoongi could want as seokjin's mate. he knew jin wasn't exactly romantic because a major part of his life was in orphanage where there is no love a competiton to live. he never really knew what expressing love was like untill he was 10 but by then his personality has developed.
"hyung ya'll cannot do this to me i don'tt even know him that good but he is a good kid." seokjin said going to the kitchen to look for some drinks.
"yeah yeah seokjin ah good kid come back here punk don't run away" Hoseok chuckled holding his omega's hand. to be honest his version of explanation was not much different from yoongi.
" hyung please yo..YAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK PHUUUUUUUUUU" seokjin spitted out the coffee on the white carpet.
"MY CARPET" Yoongi yelled
"MY PICKLE JUICE CHOCOMILK" jimin yelled out
" WHHHHAAATTTTTTT????????????!!!!" the rest yelled out
" Jimin ah why would you mix that in the bottle yuuckkkk my mouth" seokjin said whiping his lips.
" My white carpett" yoongi cried out
"it was taehyunie's favourite. now all gone. what will baby eat when he gets hungey alpha" Jimin sniffed and jungkook was on his feet.
" baby this is nothing to cry baby please" jungkook tried to negotiate. oh boy this wont go well. those teary puppy eyes are trouble. Jungkook has already been thrown out of 3 stores at midnight for buying the grosseset shits. this time he might me jailed. oh boy he doesn't want that.
" Taehyunie will get angry see when he comes out he will have a frowny face like baby memes on pinterest" jimin whined cutely in anger. "like his papa" seokjin said under breath.
"WOULD YOU LOVE TO HAVE UR HEAD BEING CHOPPED OFF WHILE U SLEEP KIMSEOKJIN" Jimin yelled whined and seokjin just backed up and appologised.
"jiminie when i make dinner you can have an extra choco bacon pastry okay with extra vanilla cream" Yoongi said making the snuffung omega pout and smile rubbing his cute lil now red nose.
seokjin faked a gag to express his disgust but a glare of the lil omega sushed him up in no time.
But no matter what he loved this family a father like hyung a mother figure a lil brother in law / brother a lil sister like whinny minie loads of cute nephews (and a pain in the ass) and a cute omega he wants as mate.
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MY LIL SCANDAL
FanfictionIn where seokjin is a famous actor and the dispatch desperately wants to scandalize the alpha with his co actors . and Taehyung is a dispatch member who ends up in the scandal
