Maid Girlfriend

I Actually Got 4 Hours Of Sleep Today, Lez Go Fam New Record

So y'all be cleaning while I figure out how this story be going. Today, you are cleaning various apartments that are in the same complex as Usahara. Actually, you're going to be the official maid for that place oh but you're also a witch.... I forgot about that.... People love your cleaning, cause your so fast and thorough, so you have a lot of places to clean on a daily basis. Customers! That's the word! You have a lot of customers.

So clean, clean, cleaning. You have fun while cleaning, too, so like, you dance and stuff. It's awkward dancing, but that's fine, that's fine.

After work, you go home.... Wait.... Maybe you should have a separate apartment from Usahara.... Idk, I'll figure that out later. You go to his apartment and MY GOSH! How does the apartment get so messy everyday??? Like, you have to clean it everyday! It's like it's haunted or something.... FAM!!! YES!!! I LOVE THAT! So, I was just reading Toilet Bound Hanako, so my brain's kinda there. But yeah, that place is haunted, but y'all don't know that yet, so forget that I said anything.

So you clean the apartment after work, cause you don't got time before.... Wait, no it should be clean before leaving, because of that thing you're supposed to forget.... Yeah...

Him "honey I'm home!"

Bruh, please don't ask....

You "no leave! You can't be home yet! I haven't made dinnerrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!"

Him "sucks to be you guess I'm helping!"

You "no your crap at cooking get your slimy........... Get your dumb butt outta the kitchen you wack child!"

Him "but I want to help." Bruh be whining all up in here.

You "ILLEGAL!!!! Unless you want a magical dinner?"

Him "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

You "aight I be making dinner alone, then."

Him "cool, cool, while you do that, I'mma go buy us some beer."

You "no kind sir.... Wait you're not kind.... Dumb sir, you are not getting alcohol, because it affects my magic and you know that sooooo no!"

Him "ok fine! Then I'll go buy us some juice."

You "yeah! I love juice!"

Fam leaves to go buy juice and you cook a yummy tummy dinner. But then you hear.... Actually, no not yet. Everything has to be normal first. I mean, what? You don't know squat.....

Dinners done! But for some reason, it took Usahara forever to get the juice! Like, he walks in right as you finish setting the table. It's like he didn't take his motorcycle, or something.

You "what took you so long dumb dumb!?!?"

Him "I forgot my keys and didn't want to come all the way back up here to grab them, so I walked."

You "oh ok, that's a mood."

Y'all sit down and eat the yummy food. He likes your cooking. It's the BEST!!! Now, while you're eating, I'm going to try and fall asleep, again. Yes, it's gonna take you several hours to eat y'all's dinner. Yes it's gonna get cold, but it's fine, it's fine. Sleepy time for me now! Hopefully.....