Maid Girlfriend

The Story's Getting Better, I Promise.

You walk into your shared apartment with Usahara and see the thing that threw a book at you! It's- it's-

Wait, what is that thing?

It looks like a little boy, small and cute. Awwwwe~ such cute overalls it's wearing!!!!! 🥺 But no! You're a witch! You can't succumb to cute things, you know better! The cuter something is, the more dangerous it is! Mmh mmh! But- but, it sure is a cute little thing. 🥺 Talking to it won't hurt, right? Just a little, right?

You "hi there, you cute little thing~"

It turns around and frantically waves it's arm in a greeting motion with an excited expression on its face. Then it runs up to you.

? "Do you wanna play with me?"

You "ummm-"

? "I've been playing here by myself aaaaaaaall daaaaaay and I'm getting lonely. Do you want to play with me?"

You look around and notice that the apartment is a mess again.

You "by 'playing' do you mean-"

? "Let's play! Let's play!"

It takes your hand and leads you further into the apartment. It lets go of your hand to climb on the bed and then it looks back at you and aggressively pats the bed next to itself, where you sit.

? "Nooooo, up! Up!"

You "huh?"

It looks at you with a pouting glare and crosses it's arms.

You " I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you want me to do."

? "Uuuuuuuup!" It whines.

It also pulls on your arms, so you climb more onto the bed so you're standing.

? "Yayyy!!!"

It giggles and jumps while holding your hands to keep itself steady.

You "eheh, so you wanted to jump on the bed, is that right?"

It looks up at you with a bright smile, showing small fangs.

? "Mhm!"

You "well I- I think I'm a bit too old to be jumping on the bed. 😅"

? "Oh...."

It looked dejected, but then brightened up just as quickly.

? "Over here!"

It bounced one more time on the bed, landing on its butt and then slid off. You casually stepped down from the bed. It led you to the bathroom where it grabbed a new roll of toilet paper.

? "Hold!"

You "o-okay."

You held one end of the toilet paper that it gave you and it ran around you, giggling. As it circled around you, the toilet paper would spin all around you.

You "um, what is this?"

? "Mummy!"

You "m-mummy!? No, no, no, this won't do."

? "No? Then-"

It runs off and you untangle yourself from the toilet paper using your magic. Then make the paper roll itself up and now it looks as good as new! All of a sudden, you hear clanking noises from the kitchen, so you go to see what that thing is playing with this time.

You "what are you doing now?" You call out.

As you enter the kitchen area, you see the thing dumping silverware onto the floor one by one. It looks so innocent and mesmerized for some reason. It looks up at you with a bright smile and giggles.

You "I think I now know why I come home everyday to the apartment looking like a tornado came through....."