Maid Girlfriend

It's Way Past Midnight, So Expect Some Chaos Again

You "Babe, I've thought about it, and I don't think I want to adopt this little ghost boy anymore. He's.... Kind of a handful."

The little ghost boy is running in circles, but in a weird way. He's on the ground, then on the wall, then on the roof, then on the opposite wall, then back on the floor. Like, in a circular motion kind of way. He's giggling and has his arms out in front of him. You're sitting on the bed with your hand on your chin and Usahara is sitting at the table by the bed.

Usahara "I didn't think there was a time in my life where I wished for peace and quiet."

Little Ghost Boy "play! Play! Play!"

Usahara "no! No more, please!"

You sigh and use your magic to summon floating sparklies and he chases after them, trying to catch them and laughing.

You "if he wasn't a ghost, we could ware him out, but ghosts don't run on energy, so that's a big fail."

Usahara "what do ghosts run on, then?"

You "idk I'd have to think about it, but I'm to tired to think."

Usahara "fair point."

You "little boy I know you don't have to, but why don't you sleep?"

Little Ghost Boy "cause sleeping is boring and for dumb babies and I ain't a dumb baby."

Usahara "mood."

You "maybe I should just put him to sleep."

Usahara "wait I want to hear his name first. Little baby what is your name."

Little Ghost Boy "I ain't tellin ya old man."

Usahara "oh ok, yeah put him to sleep."

Little Ghost Boy "no!"

Bruh's asleep two seconds later.

Usahara "finally! It's quite!"

You "bed time before my magic wores off and he wakes up."

Usahara "yes please ma'am."

You both wash up and go to bed, sleeping more soundly than you've ever have in your entire life. Me too fam, night and if you're also American, Happy Thanksgiving!