Maid Girlfriend

If You're Still Reading This You're Probably A Crackhead

Sorry, been busy with work.

Usahara "Honey, I'm ho- AH!"

Usahara walks into the apartment and finds a little boy floating upside down, face right across from his and sucking on his thumb.

You "Hi babe! Welcome home!"

Usahara "um.... Who's this?"

You "yeah, about that....."

Usahara moves his hand to push the boy out of his way, so he can walk further into the apartment, but it goes right through the boy. Usahara goes wide eyed and stumbles back and hits his back up against the door.

The little floating boy turns right side up and curiously moves closer to Usahara.

You "so you know how I've told you that everyday I come home, the apartment is a mess and I could never figure out why cause no one is here?"

Usahara "y-yeah?"

You "well, it turns out, your apartment is being haunted by this boy here and he would only come out when no one was home."

Usahara "......."

You *jazz hands to try and soften the blow*

Usahara "we're moving."

You "whaaaat???? Just cause of this boy?"

Usahara "dead boy, yes! I ain't livin' in a place that's haunted! You can't make me!"

You "but he's kinda cute and I thought it would be fun to take care of a child, even if he's.... You know, dead."

Usahara "you- you want kids.....?"

You "yeah 😔👉👈"

Usahara "so, you're saying, you want to adopt a ghost child?"

You "y-............ Yeah 😔👉👈"

Usahara pauses for a while.

Usahara "ok-"

Your face lights up.

Usahara "wait, wait, wait! I'm not saying yes, but I'm also not saying no. I just need to think about this for a while, so we can 'adopt' him until I make a complete decision."

You burst into happy tears and run into Usahara's arms.

Little Floating Boy "Daddy?"

Usahara "do I look like-"

You "Usahara, don't yell at our child!"

You smack him on the chest.

Usahara "I think I made the wrong decision....."