Y/N pov:
"so like im gonna goooooo.....BYE!"and i yeeted the shitting fuck outta there 😠 wtf
"IM FAST AS FUCK BOYS" slipped again
"HAHAHAHDHFJRIDKSOSJWO" OMFG IS HE DYING 😱 'on second let me record this shit' i got my phone out
"wassup yall i'm currently laying on the ground lol i got a stick threw my stomach" i show my sTicK "but i think that mofo over there's dying look at that shit" and i flip my camera and show the hot killer guy then flip my camera back at me"look at tha-*very loud as fuck ugly horse wheeze*" mr. hot killer dude stops what's he's doing aka laughing at me😟😾.
"shut the fuck up BITCH" THEN he RUNS AT ME and stabs my fucking heart over and over again while i'm still wheezing. but i just start laughing/wheezing harder now my like crying from how hard i'm laughing. i kicked the shit outta his knee caps and bOlted outta there.
time skip
lol im home now sitting on my bed with my laptop sitting in front of me, watching one piece usopp, luffy, brook, zoro,nami, and sanji my fav ong. while day dreaming and just kinda watching some more of one piece IT GLITCHES >:(. SOOOOOO i wacked the shit outta it that didn't wOrk, so i typed random things on it 😾.
"stupid fucking computer that why i fucked yo MOM WHORE" i yelled at it
"this is not very plus ultra of you"then some words came on the screen
" 'you shouldn't have done that', UHM BITCH NO I'LL DROP KICK YOU HARDER THEN I SLAMMED MY DICK IN YOUR MOMS PUSSY LAST NIGHT"
" 'your a girl' your right fuck ya, ya little bitch"
" 'i can see you right now' no❤️🤪"
" 'yes i can' damn ok what am i doing then" i was about to take my shirt off and show my tits but jot actually hoe dont needa seem my tits tf 💀
" 'don't show me your tits' that is so mean 😰 my tits are amazing" then a HAND CAME THREW MY COMPUTER
i slammed my computer shut so hard
"OW WTF"
"AHAHDFJRHELEHDODJEOEJXKCI NOT TODAY SATAN" then he opened the computer and crawled out
"why did you slam that shit on me >:("
"BITCH WHOS YOU?!? anywhore sorry but hand. came. out. computer."
"that's what supposed to happen i come out of computers >:("
"oh my whore nuts you're like so fucking hot"
"girl.."
"IM JUST SAYING😭"
"i came here to kill you, you cant just call me hot"
"id let you kill me honestly anyways would you like some kool aid jammers i've got tropical punch, strawberry, kiwi, cherry, grape, blue raspberry, orange, peach mango, and watermelon. i don't recommend orange or grape or watermelon bc they have this weird fuzzy feeling on your mouth and orange makes me want to die idk why i have it. so what should you like" i say while walking out of my room down to my kitchen opening fridge no.2 while sexy elf guy follows me
"um can i have tropical punch, why do you have 2 fridges"
"ok, i have two fridges because one is just for kool aid jammers and drinks the other is for food and stuff yk. whats your name anyways" i said giving him the tropical punch
"I'm BEN drowned" he said while drinking his drink
"let's go play minecraft IM Y/N BY THE WAY BUT JUST CALL ME N/N or sum shit idk " getting 2 of my windows computers/laptops out bc my x-box is broken😾 "sorry my x-box broke like 2 weeks ago bc some little bitch named connor broke into my house and smashed it 🥲"
"why'd he smash it"
"because i bought the last one and he was about to grab it but i snatched that bitch bc i need it more then him 🥸 he was probably gonna play fookin fortnite or like that one really shitty legos game that's really laggy i like legos tho but like the game is straign assfuck. anyways then about a week later THAT BITCH BROKE MY SHIT SO I BEAT HIS ASS."
"WOW YOU REALLY BEAT HIS ASS THAT'S SO COOL"
"actually i killed him he's in my backyard but let's ignore that ok :]" then we played minecraft for a long time
"AHHHH NOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK BEN HELP MEEEEYWLDBDOWHDID" I WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM LIKE 40 ZOMBIES IDK HOW MSNY OF THEM GOT THERE AND I DIDNT HSVE ANY ARMOR ON ME BECAUSE I PUT IT AWAY TO GET THE BETTER ARMOR
"OK OK IM HURRYING" then he killed about 5 with his Diamond SWARD and distracted them so i could put my diamond armor on and get a better sward.
"HELP ME Y/N"
"IM CUMMING, WAIT NO IM NOT I MEAN IM NOT CUMMING IM GOING TO YOU 😰"
"STOP WITH THE DIRTY MIND ELF GIRL"
"BEN I AM NOT AN ELF YOU ARE"
"YOU LITERALLY HAVE POINTY ASS EARS LIKE ME"
time skip
"BEN"
"yeah?"
"A CREEPER KILLED MY DOG" i said while literally sobbing [😭]
"they killed BONER"😾
"YES THEY KILLED BONER"
"wait no they didn't they killed stick"
"NOOOO STICK"
"NOOOO STICK ITS OK Y/N YOU STILL HAVE BONER ILL GET YOU A PET PIG Y/N DONT WORRY"
time skip again 😟 to after the game playing
"i'm going to sleep BEN you should go to wherever you stay or just stay here 🤑"
"can i stay here with you?"
"lol yeah you can sleep on the couch bc ther isnt another bed rn i moved in like a month ago. oK i'll be right back i gotta take a fat piss and take a shower"i said going to get my cloths
and going to my bathroom
when i was in my bathroom i started my shower and turn the heat all the way up bc yeah 🤪 i'm gonna burn myself 'i'm kinda slow lol i'm gonna die but then just come back 😾 ben better not be messing up my room'
BEN POV
y/ns in the shower so i just went to her room and sat on the floor and looked around she had this one draw that stood out it had black ooze coming out of it dripping into this bucket under it so i went and opened it.
'wow that's creepy lol wtf' i thought as i saw what was in the draw just a bunch of dolls parts covered in black ooze and dirt. i closed the door and went back and laid on the floor, after a while y/n came in fully dressed with a kool aid jammers in one hand and a lollipop in the other.
"hEy BEN im going to sleep lol" so she got in bed and went to sleep so i also went to sleep 'i mean it is 6am rn 😰 slendys gonna be big mad 🤪'
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riv was still in the woods the whole time looking at rocks and other things like leaves and sticks. collecting them in a lil basket to bring to y/n 😌 so she can make a little house for her pet snake.
part 3 CUMMING soon
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creepypasta x fem!crack!reader
Fanfictionthis is NOT a oneshot book 😾 OK SO THIS IS ABOUT A GIRL NAMED Y/N☝️ she cant die lol shes immortal and can see ghosts. she might have other powers to 🤪✌️ --- --- so basically your a dumb little shit that cant die, you also have C.I.P.A but you c...
