A crazy fanfic by me. It has a little masala , a little crackheadness , tonnes of laughter and infinite desi dhamaka. Bts in the daily indian life - how is it going to be? Are up for this indian drama?
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" Arz kiya hai, Jungkook ke chappal ka brand hai bata, Maide ke dabe main isine bhara aata, Bachpan main kookie ko Riya ne danta, Tabse isse dar lagta hai ladkiyon se kahin pad na jaaye chata."
" Tabhi main sochu ye Puri roti jaise kyun lag rahi hain." Jin bhaiya ne kaha.
" Kookie tune kabhi is Riya ke baare main bataya nhi?" Jimin bhaiya ne pucha aur kookie ka muh pura laalam laal .
Ab aage-
idhar sabki charcha pe full stop marte hue Sinu boli "Ab kiski baari...? hmm inky pinky ponky namjoon had a donkey! Namjoon bhai ki baari!"
"ma.. ma.. meri ?"
"hehe ... arz kiya hai...,
June ki barah tareekh ko aadhe sleepy namjoon, TV pe dekh rahe the story of tutankhamun Niche dhyan diya nhi pair pada on sabun Floor pe the fruits so bana muh pe facepack of jamun."
"Are bhaiya toh ye hai aapke beautiful skin ka raaz?" Tae ne pucha.
"waise maanna padega it worked well on you." Jin bhaiya ne haste hue kaha.
"ek minute meherbaan kadardaan sahibaan aage auron ki b hai bachi lakhon daastan. Ab zara tae bhai sahab ki kahani sunne"
"Irshad irshad " Yoongi bhaiya ne bola jo is drama ka pura enjoyment le rahe the.
"ji ji, ab gaur farmaayen,
chat pe ghum raha tha tae naam ka insaan baju waali chat pe khada tha baby boy sujaan ankhon se ankhen takra gayi in the raat sunsaan wink maarke sujaan bola "aise mat tado na jaan""
"Haye ram mera dost to lut gaya re. barbaad ho gaya re mera yaar." Jimin ne muh banate hue kaha.
"oye chup kar. koi barbaad warbad nhi hua he apun. apun ek dum steel ka insaan hai ." Tae bola chati phadte hue.
"are bhaiya kahin ye us raat toh nhi hua jab ap us din sidhiyon se utarte hue blush mar rahe the?" ye baat kahi JK ne jo apne muh ke laalima ko tae ko transfer karne ki koshish kar raha tha.
"tu tu tu ... wahin ruk jungkook ke bache ... teri toh khair nhi." Tae bhaage jk ke piche , jk bhaga yeontan ko leke .
"Are are meherbaan abhi ek aur namuna pesh karti hun theher jaiye.
Bachpan main jinu bhaiya bante the ladki mummy bhi pyaar se bana deti thi inki choti dupatte ko lapet ke bhaiya pehente the sari in short bhaiya transformed into a beautiful nari "
"pft pft...bwahahahahahah" sab ki hasi chuti except jin bhaiya jo sinu ko dabochne upar chadhne lage.
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"yaah iska nasha main abhi chuda ta hun. AAJ TERI MRITYU MERE HATON LIKHI HAI CHUTKI!!!"
"Bhaiya control " Namjoon bhaiya ne pakdi jin bhaiya ki ek tang aur dusri ko pakda tae ne.
"Bhaiya yahan teen aur namuno ka khulasa hona baki hai sabar karo. Aisi beijati unki b honi chahiye." Jk ne ab unke waist ko pakadte hue kaha aur background main yeontan ke bhonkne ki aawaaz.
"Sinu continue " tae bola.
"ok baba, so
6th class main yoongi bhaiya ko kiya chinki ne propose uski behen minki ne kardiya usko oppose Meanwhile bhaiya ne nikala red rose bagal waali pinky ko diya aur kaha phone karunga roz"
"Ye kya baat hui bhala , meri girlfriend ka naam bhi pinky hi hai." Jimin bhaiya bole as a matter of fact .
"tu to rehne hi de. Is duniya ke adhe population ke saath tera chakkar chal chuka hai." tae bola "Sinu tu ab isike baare main bol. Is insaan ke bhi to kand sune."
"sure,
Jimin flirting with Misra aunty ki beti but achanak she said "bhaago papa incoming , baby code red." bhaagte bhaagte jump kiya , tod diya misra aunty ka bed ye insaan to bach gaya but now i am dead" iske paschat sinu dhadam se giri on the floor . Hobi bhaiya ne pakad liya uska head jiski wajah se uska matha phutte phutte bacha.
"Sinu uth kya hua tujhe ? uthna ! uth Sinu " Jin bhaiya chilane lage. Sabhi ladke Sinu ke gher ke floor pe baith gaye.
"Uth oye abhi hobi bhaiya ka baki hai. Uth."
"Tae ye time mazak ka nhi hai." Namjoon bhaiya ne sternly kaha. Is noise pollution ke beech main Sinu wapas hosh main aayi.
"Sinu tu ro kyun rahi hai yaar. Yahan tujhe sab pyaar karte hain tu bas ro mat aur chal apne kamre main." Hobi bhaiya bole.
"Kya..sach main? aap pyaar karte hain mujhse?" Sinu ne kaha .
"Are pagli hum sab tujhse bahut pyaar karte hain " Hobi bhaiya ne assure kiya.
Sinu ne apne charo taraf nazar dali. Sab log uske paas the . Jinu bhaiya, Namjoon bhaiya , Yoongi bhaiya, Jimin , Taehyung aur Jungkook bhi. Uske chehere par ek smile aa gai. A genuine smile. Floor se uthkar wo khadi ho gayi aur ek zor ki jhapi daali hobi bhaiya ko. Ek pal ke liye maano lamha theher sa gaya. Usne hobi Bhaiya ki ankhon main ankhein daali. Usne apne reflection ko unki ankhon main dekha aur thoda sa sharma gayi. Uske gaal laal ho gaye.
"I...LOVE YOU " Sinu ne kaha aur ek kiss hobi bhaiya ke gaal pe deke wo full speed main apne kamre ki taraf bhaagi. Hobi bhaiya wahin hakka bakka hokar khade rahe. Jungkook Sinu ke peeche gaya taki wo use sahi salamat room tak chod aaye.
Jinu Bhaiya yahan shock main the aur Hobi bhaiya usse bhi bade shock main. Jimin, tae aur namjoon bhaiya ne situation se quit marne ka decide kiya aur teeno apne apne room bhage.
"Wo ..Wo ....Wo aisa kaise kar sakti hai? "Hobi bhaiya slowly whisper karte hue apne room main chale jaate hain.
"Bhaiya aap chinta mat karo. Sinu thik hai bas aap use itna restraint karke rakhte ho isiliye nashe main usne apne saare restarints tod diye. Don't worry she will be fine." Yoongi bhaiya bole aur unhone Jinu Bhaiya ko unke room le gaye.
So Bacho kaisa laga aaj ka episode? I hope pasand aaya hoga. Maaf kardena updates late se ho rahe hain but don't worry I haven't forgotten about it. Please comment and vote for the story. We will meet again then . Bye bye and Saranghae💜💜💜💜
