Elmy welmy

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TW: emotional 

Elmy welmy lay in my arms as I floated below the balcony, my darling Elmo, how could I ever have been so naive?? 

"Don't listen to him love, that stupid cookie, when I get my hands on hi-" 

Elmo interrupts me, pointing to the balcony where an angry cookie monster stands with a knife in his hand. 

"Since  you're so good at catching things, why don't you take this right to the heart!" He yells, throwing the knife directly towards the green eshay below him. 

Kermit panics, his heart pounding, two simple choices. 

Drop Elmo and live, at the expense of his lover?

or take the knife to the heart, sparing his suicidal lover, if only for a moment. 

"I'm sorry Elmy Welmy," Kermit whispers, "But I love you too much." 

"yeet."

Kermit throws Elmo harshly on the floor Kermit lives to see another day, Elmo nothing but a red stain on the pavement, where we longed to fall only moments before. 

Suddenly, Jesus appears. 

"Thou holy moly kermit what the holy fuck did you do" 




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