the stage is ours l.h.

.9

song for this: Guardian Angel, Abandon All Ships

song quote: this love never dies, never dies

Michael and i fell asleep cuddling together on the couch, it wasn't a relationship cuddle. we were both sprawled out on the couch, my head near his feet and his near mine. i was cuddling one of his legs and i'm pretty sure Michael made out with my foot during the night.

i woke up to a sound of a photo being taken. my eyes snapped open at the noise and immediately recognized the person as Ashton.

"this is so going on twitter," he giggled to himself.

"over my dead body,"i said menacingly in my early morning raspy voice. he jumped and squeaked at the sound of my threat.

"ah!" he shrieked.

"delete it," i growled again, snuggling my head into Michael's leg again, but Ashton posted it anyway.

"awh, and whats a 5'1 little prissy bitch gonna do about it?" said a grumpy Luke.

"for your information jerk, i am 5'2 and a half, and i'm not afraid to show a lanky barbie blond bread stick it's place," i shot back.

"wow what a big difference, you're still shorter than my dick," Luke spat.

"and your brain is smaller than your asshole ego," i said angrily.

"well, you're so ugly your parents put tinted windows in your incubator," he snapped.

"spell incubator," i smartly said back. it took him a while to sort through his head, after a couple seconds he look flustered and stormed off. this is why you don't drop out of high school kids.

during our bickering a sleepy kitten Michael started waking up unnoticed. he had amusement in his eyes from our bickering.

"you could practically feel the sexual tension," he said stretching and yawning.

"and you could practically feel the sexual tension between you and my foot," i smirked back.

"hey!" he shouted at me. i started to get up for some coffee. i hid some in my bunk so no one could take any.

as the brewer heated up, i blankly stared at the wall, on the clock on the microwave it said 9:38, way too fucking early for this shit.

"you look happy to be alive," i heard Cas say from behind me she wrapped her arms around my petite waist.

"ecstatic," i sarcastically mumbled.

she laughed lightly, sending vibrations to my back as she snuggled her head into my neck."i'm so tired, thank god today we have a day off."

"yes!" i shouted.

"babe, shut up," i heard Calum mumble from his bunk which was right next to the kitchen. the coffee water was finally ready and i popped the k-cup in. as it was brewing i walked over to his bunk.

i pulled the curtain open slightly so i could see his face, his eyes opened a couple seconds after. big, brown, sleepy eyes stared up at me making my heart melt a little. i mushed my finger against his full lips.

"shush my child, this isn't a time for you to complain," i said. he opened his mouth slightly and bit my finger lightly. i yelped and snatched my finger away. i glared at the sleepy kiwi in front of me."owie," i pouted.

"awh i sowwy," he said. i felt arms drag me into his bunk to snuggle into me. i heard the coffee machine beep signaling my beverage was ready.

"Cal...Caaaal....CALUM!!" i yelped, he wouldn't let go of me to get my coffee.

"no, it can wait," he mumbled into my neck.

"it's getting cold," i groaned.

"ugh, fiiiiine" he said letting go of me.

i ran over to the machine and put sugar and milk in. i grabbed my phone from the back room and saw the tweets from the 5sosfam and the Runners on the picture of Mikey and i.

i walked into the living room we had on the bus, and was surprised to see Logan and Mel awake. i waved and gave them a small smile.

"this is early for you, man," Mel commented.

"i know, like what the hell," i sat across from them, doing a full lotus.[a/n google it if you don't know what it is]. after a couple minutes of us taking about music and random stuff a bright idea popped into my head, Calum was the only one sleeping. "hey guys come with me."

i wrangled the others so all seven of us were huddled near the back of his bed. i turned on the video option on my phone. Michael quietly pulled the curtain aside and a sleeping Calum was still there. Mel counted on her fingers to three.

1

2

3

we all screamed and made frantic noises as Calum, startled, yelped and fell out of his bunk, face planting on the floor.

all of us were laughing hysterically as he glared at us.

"who was it," he harshly grumbled. everyone pointed at me in the centre of the group.

"thanks guys," i exclaimed,"nice to know i'm loved."

"oh, you're in for it," Ashton whispered to me, the group quickly dispersed leaving an angry Calum in it's wake.

"hey Cal-Pal, how are you doing this fine morning?" i said trying to calm him, i playfully punched his shoulder.

he quickly grabbed my hand and used it to pick me up over his shoulder.

"Calum. Calum put me down!" i shrieked. i pounded his back with my fists as i felt him bring me into the backroom, no one was in there thankfully. "Calum i'm sorry, imsorryimsorryimsorry,"

"too late Andy," he glumly said. he dropped me on the couch and looked at me.

"Calum no, no, don't do anything, plz," i begged.

"sucks to suck," he said and started to roughly tickle me.

"Cal, stahp no," i managed out between my laughing.

"uhm," he briefly stopped to contemplate his decision,"no." and he started back up again.

i officially hate Calum Thomas Hood.

*HEY GUYS SO YEAH CHAPTER

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ANDLUM OR SHOULD IT BE CALLED CALDY??

OR ARE YOU GUYS STILL LUKDY AF??

PLZ VOTE :-) HAVE A NICE DAY/NIGHT OR WHATEVER IT IS WHERE YOU ARE *