My Fugly Fairy Mate

Chapter twenty one....Large Fries

I finished my breakfast and I belched "excuse me." I wrote on a paper and showed her.

"Ok." She returned my bowl and came back quickly.

"I've been meaning to ask you, isn't there school today?"

"Some people are using the school for something so no school till Monday."

"Which people?"

"Don't know don't care." She got up and started rummaging through my wardrobe.

"What are you looking for?" I threw a pillow at her to get her attention so she could read it.

"Tomorrow is your birthday, you need a beautiful outfit or should I say outfits."

"I don't have any gorgeous clothes." I typed into my phone and ask Google to say it, I think this way is more efficient.

"I can see that, you know what that means?" She turned to me slowly and grinned widely.

"What?" I asked with a raised brow.

"Shopping!!"

"No way, hell no!!"

"Come on Ally, you're doing this for yourself not for anyone else, you need gorgeous outfits to slay your day in, please, pretty please." She gave me her effective puppy eye look and I gave in when her lip quivered, I'm so weak, I cried internally, I'm probably going to regret this but what's life without regrets.

"Okay." I sighed in defeat.

"Yay! I'll inform my mom."

"You're missing one tiny little weensy detail."

"What's that?"

"I don't have money to buy a gorgeous dress." It's true I'm very poor.

"Just ask your mom.....oh." she stopped and listened to what she said.

"That's not an option." I said swiftly.

"I feel like you're using this as an opportunity not to go."

"That's 'cause I am."

"Alright then I can get you one as an early birthday gift."

"Thank you." I jumped on her and pulled her in for a bear hug.

"You're welcome." I hugged her tightly.

"Mehn you're so strong," she tried to pull away from me but I only pulled her tighter "you're strangling me." I quickly let her go and she took quick breathes.

"I'll go shower and get dressed."

"Yeah do that." I went into the toilet, brushed my teeth, washed my hair and took my bathe, thirty minutes later I was out.

"Finally." She put down her phone and turned to look at me.

"What? I didn't even take as long as you do." I defended. Unlike her I don't have nudity problem, I creamed by body with my body lotion in front of her and threw on a granny pants and a yellow bra, don't ask.

"See how big your ass is, I wish mine was as big as that." She whined.

"Be careful what you wish for, big ass comes with leg pain, if I could reduce it I would." I told her honestly. I'm beautifully endowed but ugly, thanks mother nature.

"You don't know what you have," she shook her head at me "I'll do anything to have an ass like that, well not anything....you know what I mean."

"Its not like your behind isn't big."

"Its not big, it's just thick."

"What will musa not see in the gate." She threw a pillow at me and I chuckled.