Doom Lord Stuff filled with inconsistencies and procrastination

I'm banned from the Ice Skating Ring

“Why aren't you coming in?”
“Malice, you idiot, I'm banned from this place, remember?”
“Ohhh, right... But didn't you say 'I burn buildings, not beings'?”
Hazard groaned. “It took two years to rebuild and I had to pay over a thousand for the fine. Mali, I DO NOT want to do it again.”

Malice shrugged. “Alright, well, anyway, I'm not gonna ice skate, I'll just watch them.” “Why are you here if you're not gonna ice skate?” Hazard asked. “Won't being here be a waste of time?” He became silent for a moment. “Business Bonding.” He said finally. “Hmm, Hazzy, Why is Doom here? Doesn't she make fire like you?” Hazard twitched when he heard him say "Hazzy". “Say it again, but slowly.” “Doesn't she make fire like you?” “Remove 'doesn't' and 'like you.” “Hey! Well, can't argue with you there-” “THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!” Hazard flapped his wings in frustration, while Malice gave him a puzzled expression. “She make fire?” “YES! She MAKES fire. That means she isn't a flame twenty-four-seven, UNLIKE ME! I'M A LITERAL FLAME.”

“Oh, haha, wow.” His tone sounds like: "I knew it!" While meanwhile, his face was the complete opposite. “Heh...” “Whose idea was this?” “Hmm?” “Whose idea was this.” “Well, it wasn't my idea.” Hazard's face looked doubtful. “Really?” “Kay, fine! It was my idea!” Hazard frowned. “What a failed attempt of being romantic.” “HEY! I'M NOT EVEN DONE- Welp, if you put it like that...” “Take a look at yourself, do you think the ice can even hold your weight?” “ARE YOU-? gah, never mind, it's not worth it.” They stood still for about a minute. “Well,” Malice started. “I changed my mind, I'm too embarrassed to stay here, see you soon, Hazzy.” He said and dashed out of view. “I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND YOU CALLING ME THAT!” Hazard yelled. “Well, in your defense, I do call you 'Mali' for short even though it barely makes a difference.” He said to himself.

He was starting to leave. He went around the building, next to the ring. Knock knock, he heard. Hazard turned and saw Pain waving to him. “Haz, Haz!” She said. “Pain?! Are you shouting?!” “Pfft, nope. It's just that the glass is really thin, also, you're shouting, the others can hear you, you know?” “Yadda, yadda, okay, sure.” “Hmm, so how's the hotness out there?” She asked. “How about, 'How cold is that place you're in? You're only wearing your hoodie'.” “Don't switch the question on me!” Pain yelled over. “Sigh, pretty cold.” “How's everyone?” “There's a lot of people in here, but if you look to your left, or in my case, my right, you can see a struggling Misery desperately trying to hold onto the wall. He's too short for his good.”

“He's not that short, he's almost Plague's height.”
“And you can see a Master Plague standing beside him, watching him suffer.”
“Why are you describing them like a documentary?”
“Hush, and to answer your height question.”
“It wasn't a question-”
“Make him stand next to Doom, now that's a clear height difference.”
“Yeah, maybe because DOOM'S THE TALLEST OUT OF US.”
“Meh, well, she's-”
A thud was heard behind her. “Falling and failing at living.” “Aren't you gonna help her?” Hazard asked. “Isn't she your-” “YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW? I know she can handle it, I mean, it's Doom, what's could go wrong?”

“Everything.”
A new voice ranged. Fear slid in and stopped beside Pain. “She is bad at ice skating, this is her tenth time falling.” “Hey! You're not perfect for the first time!” She tried waving him away, but it didn't faze him. “She can handle it on her own!” Fear noticed Hazard. “Oh, hello, my counterpart.” Hazard shook his head in disbelief. “Was this day just an excuse to call me nicknames?!” Fear snorted. “Maybe.” Pain giggled at his response. “SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU.” He shouted. Pain and Fear started chatting with each other (Hazard could hear everything) while he watched Doom as she got up. She grinned after finding her balance but her expression completely changed to regret when she fell forward. “Oh... Rest in peace.” “Hmm?” Pain turned around and gasped. “OH, OKAY, SHE JUST FACEPLANTED. THAT HURTS.” She went towards her. “So, Fear,” Hazard said. “Just us now, huh?” “Nope, just you.” Fear skied away. “Ah... Flaps.”

A little child went by and spotted him. “AH! FIRE!” He screamed. The lego (or person?) behind him got quite a shock when the child screamed, making her lose her balance and fall, knocking into the lego (or... Person?) beside her. A group of friends laughed at their misfortune, but then they saw Hazard, he heard them shriek (even though they were far away) and they all fell afterward. A chain reaction started, everyone in the room began falling one by one, either by seeing Hazard or getting surprised by the screams and shrieks of everyone else. Fear stood in the middle of the chaos, blinking while looking confused. Plague laughed like a psychopath while Misery clung onto the wall for his dear life. Pain successfully put Doom back on her feet, but a child that did not seem fazed by the commotion bumped into her, making her fall. “Oops! Sorry!” The child said. Doom became worried for her fellow female, accidentally losing her balance once again (it was the twelfth time it happened) She fell and landed on Pain's back. “OOF.” Pain said, sounding breathless (somehow, Hazard could hear. Was the glass that thin, or was she just being loud?)

Soon, the ticket worker came out and saw the mess. “WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!” “I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Clover and Sam fell because of me! It's my fault!” Doom and Pain looked at each other, faces saying "Oh no.". “NO! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT TWO. WHY IS EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR-” She finally saw Hazard. “Firey flaps.” “OH. YOU.” Hazard sheepishly waved at her. “Hi...?” “I'M NOT LETTING YOU BURN DOWN MY BUSINESS AGAIN!” This is when Hazard knew, he needed to book out of there. “Sorry for causing a disturbance!” He said and ran. “COME BACK HERE!”