The heart and stomach hate the head for its high position, but they humble themselves in front of it for its overwhelming profundity.
People in the mirror quite rightly observe their own one-sidedness.
Eternity is conveniently being located only in the cemetery.
With the invention of computers, all blockheads realized that God is artificial intelligence.
Fatigue from life piles on from resentment towards oneself in it.
Hiccups and coughs are always mutually polite and therefore do not go together.
A wonderful innovation - Internet - finally gave all fools the opportunity to unite in a single impulse towards various stupidities.
Do not worry, the end of the world will never come because of unattainability the end of infinity.
Adequate knowledge of the circumstances rarely helps a cuckold set his wife on the right path.
Only an idiot can doubt the validity of Darwin's theory after seeing a chimpanzee or a gorilla at least once.
When there is nothing to do - willy-nilly, you think about the meaning of such life.
Ease in thoughts, contrary to the laws of physics, only lowers.
The passion for consumption primarily consumes the consumer.
A dense human body is forced to flow only by thoughts.
The well-known principle of deduction (from general to particular) explains the constant failures of anti-corruption fighters.
The thought of filling the cosmos with travelers stems from the overflow of the head with stupidities traveling in it.
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