In order to become a good family man, it is best to get married the dozen times beforehand.
Merchants, inflating the price, like true patriots, apparently, wish the people to raise their own valuation too.
Squids, moving only backward, clearly show us the positivity of timely regression.
Singing, exciting the environment, awakens in us the right thoughts about its protection from us.
The naked monkey reminds each person of the extremely timely acquisition of clothes.
A people differs from a population in that it is impossible to calculate it.
Every loafer, in the morning with horror, imagines how still far from the evening.
Judicial bodies, without condemning themselves, turn out to be worse than ordinary bodies.
To grab other people's money with impunity, you just need to become by the banker.
The ability to play chess does not make a player much smarter than a baboon.
Ice is preferable to fire, because it preserves any frozen blockhead in more detail for posterity.
The unfortunate Chinese and Japanese managed to organize themselves so, that others stopped envying them.
The cells of any organism, busy with own deeds separately, as a whole force the organism at least somehow to think both about them and about itself.
Sensitive natures drink whatever they get so that not a single sensation disappears.
Common sense is so concerned about preserving health that health spoils out of spite this sense.
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