The development of the mind ends with marasmus due to its upsetting setbacks -- to go finally beyond the limits of the skull.
The depth is terribly and deeply jealous of the height because of because of lack of a bottom for it.
Removable artificial jaws finally gave humanity freedom from the creak of teeth at night.
The vector of using forests through paper has finally shifted towards closets.
The blood of patients always pleases surgeons with its bright coloration, brightening up their hard working days.
The flora is eaten by the fauna for the emergence of mankind, and it is successfully finishing both of them.
The uniforms of the warriors clearly indicate to others that it is they who are invariably ready to fight for peace to the last person.
A small brain controls a large body because it always looks down at it.
Vodka is cheaper than cognac because it does not need to add expensive paint.
The past proudly reminds us where the future eventually is going.
Zero and one (0, 1) are used in binary code because they pleasantly remind all brave programmers of gender inequality.
The archives secretly suffer from their constant truncation.
Geniuses are mediocre vanished if they are not brought to unsolvable problems in time.
The invention of nylon made it impossible to break the rope during the process of the hang, making this procedure less interesting to the public.
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