20; seggsy hoes

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now, ever since thoma, kaeya and childe met, things have gone a little bit out of control. 

not that serious tbh,,,, NOT AT ALL.

one time they almost set the kitchen on fire. somehow, childe managed to put the water on fire. then that other time, they went to this playground at 2AM and started singing songs out loud, till the point the police chased them. oh let's not forget how they got kicked out of a store.

basically, chaos. But, its fun. 

they're now best of friends, and nothing will stop them. 

its honestly a bit scary how well they go with each other. your dream friend group right there huh... dw i feel you :")

to be quite honest, no body even tries to stop them. they always get it their way, ALWAYS.

and even if they made you mad, you'd forgive them. its like their hotness has affected you.

the one mistake however, was to give their phones back..


SEGGSY HOES + two children

dadday no1;

who named the groupchat?

dadday no2;

you did.. do u not remember? 

dadday no1;

oh right,,,

albedou

who wrote my name wrong..

diluc;

it was probably the fatui mf

dadday no3;

OH SHUT UP 

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A NICKNAME

diluc;

id rather not.

hot(you);

THATS MY NICKNAME?

really says the truth!

albedou;

yeah pretty much

dainsleigh;

wow guys.

yall so original with my username, SO FUNNYY

IM LAUAGHINGGG

SEE MY SMILE???

ventilator;

wtf is a ventilator?

dadday no1;

yall wouldnt understand anyways.

sista: gone;

.

diluc;

NAAAH THATS A FAUL

albedou;

WTF 

beidoou:

PLSSSS

THATS A CODE RED BITCH

sista? gone ; 

im gonna chop your dick and feed it to y/n's dog.

zhongpapi;

please get this away

i am begging

PLEASE

daddy no2;

OKOK CHILL 

DAMN YALL NO FUN..


daddy no2 changed zhongpapis name to old man


daddy no2;

there. u happy? :(

old man;

yes thank u thoma

hot;

guys why do i smell fire

dainsleigh;

childe tried to cook again

daddy no3;

LISTEN

I WAS HUNGRY

hot;

CHILDE WTF

I TOLD TO NEVER COOK WITHOUT SUPERVISION

albedou;

the fire is growing

daddy no3;

GUYS PLEASE HELP

diluc;

ffs

yall never let me catch a break


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so basically

diluc had put out the fire and then you had to scold childe. 

but all good because zhongli made him food in the end.



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heyo everybody

NEW CHAPTER HI

ok idk amynmore BYEBYE 

SEE YA NEXT CHAPTER

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