31; fnef purpel guy

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y/n added Michael to the chat

Michael
hello

you
MIKEEE
HEYY

Michael
hi y/n

kayak
who the fuck

daddy issues
?
wait wtf
who changed my fucking name

alchemy
STOP NO WHO DID IT

ball
listen you little shits
I'm currently taking cooking lessons and you dare disturb me?

old
man stfu
u can't even cook what else u gonna do
besides aren't u in teyvat?

ball
remind me who's poor?

old
remind me who doesn't even know what money is?
remind me who isolated their own people?
remind me who can't cook?

ball is offline

daddy issues
I'm gonna kill someone today
yall better watch your fucking backs
tell me
TELL ME NOW
YOU STUPID DUMB IDIOTIC HUMANS
I HATE YOU ALL

ventilation
I'm staying out of this
leave me alone I swear to zhongli I did nothing

old
why tf did you just

ventilation
stfu

emo
who is Michael

Michael
Das me

emo
😒

kayak
who r u anyways

daddy issues
????
kayak stfu
I feel enraged just knowing you texted

kayak
WHAT DID I EVEN DO
@/malewife BRO HELP ME OUT

malewife
hello
...
no sorry I don't wanna die today
maybe Childe can help
@/chile

chile
no

oni
sorry I can't help either
I gotta walk y/n's fish
bye

you
I don't even have a fish
tf
anyways
Michael is the guy we befriended at the market
remember?
our cart race?

emo
oh right
the race we WON

no sister
die

alchemy
aether asked for my money to buy the ice cream

no sister
CAN WE NOT

Michael
Mf yall got chased by dogs
I had to pause my show just to see what was going on

no sister
MIKE YOURE NOT HELPING

Michael
never was
never will

emo
I want Ice cream

you
I think we have some in the freezer
go check

emo
okay

daddy issues
someone change my name
before I rage upon you all
except y/n and Michael
they did nothing wrong

no sister
change mine too yo
I found my sister but she dipped again

chile
I'll do the honors

chile changed Michael to fnef purpel guy
chile changed daddy issues to edgelord
chile changed no sister to traveler

fnef purpel guy
wtf
what does fnef even mean
and just cause my uniform is purple doesn't make me purple
you didn't even type purple correctly
I'm surprised you spelled "guy" right

edgelord
honestly?
I'm surprised the fatui even took him in

chile
SHUT UP
I CAN YUPE
ITS JUST A TUPO
TYPO*

fnef purpel guy
you just proved my point

traveler
why
out of any other
name
u picked
THIS?

chile
STOP
IM NOT REALLY CREATIVE RN

fnef purpel guy
yeah I can tell 💀💀

you
guys
i can smell shit from my room
who didnt flush the toilet

edgelord
WHAT

alchemy
i would never do such a thing

fnef purpel guy
i dont even live w you guys

you
nvm my cat shat on the hallway
yall off the hook

edgelord
i was about to say kaeya might have done it
damn
guess not

kayak
LITERALLY STOP I DID NOTHIGN TO YOU
WHY AM I TARGETED EVERYTIME YOU SAY SMT MEAN

edgelord
im going now
bye y/n

you
byee dilucc <3

oni
guys can someone help me clean the cat shit
pls

chile
why r u cleaning it..

oni
cause i dont wany y/n do get their hands dirty?
tf kinda question is that lmfao

dainsleigh
mf
get rid of it it smells horrible

chile
ong pls get it away

oni
bye

chile
michael i have a question

fnef purpel guy
go on

chile
is your last  name Afton?

fnef purpel guy
....

fnef prupel guy has gone offline.

chile
IT IS????









author note;
HELLO EVERYONEE

I HAVE MISSED U ALLL
its been a whileee
anyways i got tjis random motivation to write as i was readin a book so here we are

what we think???

if u have any chapter ideas feel free to comment here 😍

BYEEE take care
drink water and eat food

ily all

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