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yn incorrect quotes pt3

A/N: gonna pretend like i totally didn't disappear for a month and continue updating lol 😭

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gihun: y/n, is that blood on your shirt?
y/n: oh no, it’s cool. it’s sangwoo's
gihun: .... i hope you mean the shirt

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y/n: I lost jiyeong
sae byeok, in panic: how did you lose her?!
y/n: oh give me a break. she’s like 2 inches tall

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gongyoo: if your good at something, never do it for free
y/n: you're*
y/n: and that will be 10$

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y/n: aww don't be shy!, you can ask me out
sangwoo: ok. get out.

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Teacher: i want you to write ten things you love
y/n: *hands in paper*
Teacher: ok, who wrote "ali abdul" ten times?

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y/n: so when does the judgemental express arrive?
gihun: sangwoo is going to come at 3

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jiyeong: Hey, y/n? Can I get some dating advice?
y/n: Just because I'm dating saebyeok doesn't mean I know how I did it

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y/n: We all have our demons.
y/n: *holding up a struggling sangwoo* This one's mine!

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y/n: I love cheating. If you don't cheat, what the hell is wrong with you?
sangwoo: What the fuck, have you ever been cheated on?
y/n: I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate the rules of integrity at any game in which I participate.

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sangwoo: am I going too far?
y/n: no no no, you went too far seven hours ago, you’re going to prison now

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[police sirens blaring in the distance]
y/n, who hasn’t done anything wrong in your life: they found me.
sangwoo, who has 138 conspiracy murders, 312 blackmails, and 625 other frauds: glad I’m not you right now

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gihun: i thought i asked you to watch them
y/n: i did!
gihun: *pointing at an injured ali and jiyeong* oh yeah?
y/n: yeah
y/n: i watched them jump off of the roof

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sangwoo: I'm gonna murder 1000 people and a monkey.
y/n: why would you kill a monkey?
sangwoo: SEE! No one cares about the 1000 people.

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y/n: Thank you, I owe you my life
gongyoo: no thanks, I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed

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[girl ver]
(in a room all together)
y/n: apparently 1 in 6 people are gay. That means out of the 6 of us, one could be gay
y/n: I hope it's saebyeok. saebyeok is cute

[boy ver]

y/n: apparently 1 in 6 people are gay. That means out of the 6 of us, one could be gay
y/n: I hope it's ali. ali is cute

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A/N: yayy i updated woohoo, umm thanks for 46k it means the world to me 😭 figured i would start updating again bc i have nothing else to do...hope you're all enjoying your holidays!

also have any of you watched arcane? i wanna cry about it to someone lol