squid game | imagines

y/n incorrect quotes

A/N: im bored

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guard: its unisex
y/n: no, you need sex, i had sex a couple days ago
guard: no, U-N-I sex
y/n: i mean I can't say no to that

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y/n: Okay, truth or dare?
sangwoo: Truth
y/n: How many hours have you slept this week?
sangwoo:
sangwoo: ...Dare
y/n: Go to bed.
sangwoo: I don’t like this game

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gihun: y/n! My face is on fire!
y/n: gihun! Are you ok?!
gihun: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
y/n: But your face is on fire.
gihun: Yes. It's much faster than shaving

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sangwoo: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
y/n: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
sangwoo: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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y/n: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
jiyeong: *chugs entire bottle*
jiyeong: It’s perfume.

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y/n: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
inho: What's that?
y/n: Remorse code.
inho: I'm even angrier now

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y/n: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
saebyeok: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

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guard: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
y/n: do you ever think before you speak

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y/n: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
triangle guard, motioning to themself and another guard: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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frontman inho: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
y/n: Okay, but in my defense, someone bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
frontman inho: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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y/n: Please bring back PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
triangle guard: We got spring water
y/n: NO.
circle guard: with EXTRA minerals
triangle guard: it's like licking a stalagmite
y/n: DON'T COME HOME.
circle guard: Mmmmm cave water

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*y/n and gihun sitting in jail together*
gihun: So who should we call?
y/n: I’d call sangwoo, but I feel safer in jail

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y/n: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
saebyeok: I'm a knife.
jiyeong, from across the room: They're the little spoon

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A/N: sorry for not updating yesterday! i don't actually have a reason i just... didn't wanna write

but wow...thanks for 24k!