The Midland house
Jake's POV
I heard mom and dads muffled voices as me and my other siblings were underneath the covers when I suddenly feel a extremely heave weight on me.
"Maybe we should just get ride of this lumpy old mattress."My dad said has squished all of us
"Don't be ridiculous, honey you known you can just pound the lumps out of a mattress." My mom said
"What do you mean,you can just pound the lumps out of the mattress?"
"Yeah, just randomly just swatting away"
"Really you can just randomly start swatting at them and they will go away" My dad said
As Dad fell backwards on all of us so we come out from under the covers screaming and dog piled on top of him literally are dog Gunter was licking all over dads face.
Time skips
"Dude two words: need new skates" I say to mom as I walk to the kitchen
"Dude three words: paper route" my mom reply's
As I poor oranges juice into cups for everyone mom comes and tells everybody what they need to do today
since my name wasn't involved I wasn't paying any attention at all
Then the words that the whole Baker house hold can stand... family pictures.
"What times Nora coming over?" Dad asked
"Uh, she may not make it." mom said while setting down plates
"She hardly every comes home since she started dating that doorknob." Sarah said looking up from the toast she was buttering
"He's not a doorknob." Mom said in the most unbelievable way
"The man irons his jeans, mom." I said agreeing with Sarah
"Yeah that's weird." she states
"Is fine I'll photoshop her in."Dad yells
"Honey can you take ten pounds off of me with that photoshop thing" mom asked
"Can I be photoshopped in?" Sarah question
"Wait. If Sarah's photoshopped in, them I'm definitely gonna get photoshopped in." I state
"Why don't we all be—
No one gets photoshopped in but Nora."Dad cuts Jessica off before she could finish
"Everyone be here by 4:00!!"dad yelled
"Why do we always do our Christmas cards in May anyway?" Sarah question
"Because the earlier we get it done, the bigger discount we get at the printer."Dad said
"Now let's eat!!"
We all ran to are spots at the table
pushing everyone out of the way to get to the good stuff first.
Before I could react I heard my dad yell No Mark as Beans the frog falls straight into the eggs splattering all over me.
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