Art Ft. Random Things [2]

Incorrect Quotes Dump

Ranboo: I need you to swear

Technoblade: fuck

Georgenotfound: ....

Ranboo: swear as in PROMISE

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Night: guys, my boyfriend is too tall to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Mare: punch him in the stomach

Killer: tackle him

Dream: dump him

Dust: kick him in the shins

Shattered: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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Mwezi: father, I crave violence

Night: ..........

Shattered: Good girl

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Horror: crushes are stupid

Dust: yeah, whenever I'm around them, I start acting stupid

Horror: pfffft you always act stupid

Dust: don't think too deep into it

Horror: .......

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Night: what do we say about violence?

Shattered:  violence is the question

Night: ....

Mwezi: and the answer is yes

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Outer: Are you in love with Swapfell?

Blue: *sweats nervously* no

Outer: then why do you keep putting 'S + B' everywhere?

Blue: it stands for suffering and bitterness

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Ticci Toby: I am the most responsible person in this room

Eyeless Jack: ...... You literally set the kitchen on fire

Ticci Toby: I know, I take full responsibility for it

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Ben Drowned: hey, I lost my little cousin here, can I make an announcement?

Slenderman, as the cashier: sure

Ben Drowned, to Sally Williams (cousin): goodbye you little shit

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Sans, at Chara:  Why would you give Frisk a knife?!

Chara: Frisk felt unsafe

Sans: now I feel unsafe!

Chara: ..... Would you like a knife?

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FF!Frisk: what's up guys? I'm back.

Flower: what the-? You can't be here. I literally saw you die.

FF! Frisk: Death is a social construct

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Shattered, in a jail cell: what about my Miranda rights?! You were supposed to say 'you have the right to remain silent'! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!

Mare, in a cell next to him: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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