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The random journal in which I write in to keep me sane. I will update whenever. Probaly more in middle school. RANDOM BANANAS!!!!!

Sky: Still, why am I here.

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by SoulBreak1470

by SoulBreak1470

Me: Done! *hands covered in blood, washes it off* So, Sky, you're next!

Sky: Not cupcakes.....

Me: No, silly! I am forcing you to marry me!

Sky: Worse. You're not even 11.

Derpy: I AM HELPING WITH WEDDING! YAY!!!!

Rainbow's ghost: I feel bad for Sky.

Brine: Why am I in a bubble? Allyson, I thought we were friends.

Me: We are. I didn't want you running away.

Brine: I can't. You had already put me in chains and took away my powers.

Me: SHUT UP! TO THE WEDDING!!!!!!!

*later*

Derpy: Do you take Sky to be your husband?

Me: I FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOO!

Derpy: Sky you don't have a choice whether or not you marry her, so, in the power bestowed to me online, you are now married!

Sky: NO WAY!!! IM NOT KISSING HER!!!!!! *turns head away forcefully*

Jason: Poor Sky... I will miss you....

Sky: HALP, JASON