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The random journal in which I write in to keep me sane. I will update whenever. Probaly more in middle school. RANDOM BANANAS!!!!!

ANNOYING SONGS!!!!

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by SoulBreak1470

by SoulBreak1470

Me: *keeps singing the songs and stuff* Red, red. The apple is red, red... (The millionth time)

Alyssa: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: ORANGE!!!!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Me: Not my fault it's catchy!

Sky: True....

Me: COWS COWS COWS THEY MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND THEY MAKE THE FUNNIEST SOUND THEY GO MOO MOO MOO MOO!!!

Everyone: STOP SINGING ANNOYING SONGS!!!!!!!

Alyssa: *hums Nyan Cat* Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya meow meow meow mew Nya Nya Nya Nya...

Me: YAY!!!! ITS A YELLOW CAR!!!!

Kendal: Narwhals narwhals.....

Me & Alyssa: YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYA!!!! ITS A PURPLE CAR!!!

Me, Kendal & Alyssa: 100 bottles of milk on the wall........

Everyone cept the 'drunk' ones (candy drunk): AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Me, Kendal & Alyssa: APPLES!!! ARE!!!!! YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUGAR DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sky: Oh no.....

Me: *walks into fireplace* DIAGON ALLEY!!!! *poof, gone*

Kendal & Alyssa: OOOOOOO OOO OO O O O!!!!! *both walk in yelling, "DIAGON ALLEY" poof, gone*

Sky: Oh no......

*POOF*

Me: WE BROUGHT BACK HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!

Harry: Bloody hell.... *British accent, he is British* Why am I here?

Me: ME!!!!!!!! *locks up in a bubble and passes out*

Jason: Ermmmmmmmm................

Amanda: What happened to *points at me, Kendal and Alyssa*

Sky: Wait... Don't they pass out when they leave or go to school?

Me: Yep! Btw, ALYSSA IS DEAD TO ME!!!!!!! SHE BELIEVES A LIAR INSTEAD OF ME!!!!!!! AND IGNORES ME!!
THAT'S WHY I WAS FUCKING CRYING ALL DAY!!!!!

Alyssa: NOOO *poof, gone 4ever*

Me: Yay.

Everyone: DAFUQ?

*next day*

Me: Why dids I do dat orange juice? *poof, back*

Alyssa: THE HAT IS BLACK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Me: LoL. Sorry, Alyssa.

Alyssa: It kay!
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Everyone the hat is black!