Lol I'm writing in the car.
TomSka: *recording* HEY GUYS! This is where I talk super fast and you get super confused!
Me: No. *kills talking camera*
Tom: Really?!?
Me: I'm carsick and crazy. They don't comb- *throws up* (BTW THAT HAPPENED TO ME DURING A CAR RIDE HOME A FEW WEEKS AGO)
Sky: U kay, Hun?
Me: I'm go- *throws up AGAIN*
Kendal: No, dude are you okay?
Me: *takes temp, 109 degrees Fahrenheit* HOLY CRAP! I'M NOT OKAY!!! *searches my symptoms* Guys........
Everyone: WHAT'S WRONG!?!?!?!?!
Me: E-E-E.... It's... E-Ebola....
Everyone: HOLY FUCKING UFOS AND COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Send me off.......
Everyone: If you die in your imagination, we die with you. We get Ebola now.
Me: Guys.... VERY LATE APRIL FOOLS!!!!! Only a bad fever!
Goodbye my Soulies!
~Allyson XOXO 136 words!
YOU ARE READING
Canz I Has Proper Grammar? On hold :(
HumorThe random journal in which I write in to keep me sane. I will update whenever. Probaly more in middle school. RANDOM BANANAS!!!!!
