Me: Sky, kiss me, NOW *says NOW in a demonic voice*
Sky: No! *still muttering help*
Applejack: Soooooooooooooooooo... Why am I here?
Me: Cuz I need you to turn into a human.
Applejack: Easy enough! *human*
Me: Pick either Jason or Brine to marry!
Jason: *muttering* NOT ME NOT ME NOT ME
Brine: Noooooooooooooooooo...... *stares off into distance*
Applejack: JASON!!! COME HERE CUTIE!!!!
Jason: WHYYYYYYY?!?!?
Derpy: Whatevs, Whatevs, Applejack, do you take Jason as you husband?
Applejack: I DO!
Derpy: Yada Yada Yada..... You are now married!
Brine: Who is m-m-mine?
Me: I'm nice to you. Briana.
Brine: Thank god. My Girlfriend.
Me: Oh. Darn it!
Everyone but me: WHAT!
Me: I didn't know that!
Brine: Ohhhhhhkay.
YOU ARE READING
Canz I Has Proper Grammar? On hold :(
HumorThe random journal in which I write in to keep me sane. I will update whenever. Probaly more in middle school. RANDOM BANANAS!!!!!
