Planet 51:Monsters vs Aliens #2

Chapter 12:Gallaxhar's Ship

Gallaxhar: You must be terrified. You wake up in a strange place, wearing strange clothes, imprisoned by a strange bein' floatin' on a strange hovering device. Strange, isn't it?
Ginormica: Hardly. It's not the first time.
Gallaxhar: Wow. You really get around. To the extraction chamber!
Ginormica: Look. What is it that you want from me?
Gallaxhar: You have stolen what is rightfully mine!
Ginormica: I didn't steal anything from you.
Gallaxhar: You're enormous, grotesque body contains Quantonium, the most powerful substance in the universe. Did you really think you could keep it from me?
Ginormica: That's what this is all about? You destroyed San Francisco, you terrified millions of people... you killed my friend, just to get to me?
Gallaxhar: Silence! Your voice is grating on my ear nubs. It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it!
Ginormica: I know how to use it just fine!
Gallaxhar: Don't bother. That force field is impenetrab... What the Flagnard?
[Susan finally broke free from the force field until Gallaxhar escaped]
Gallaxhar: That should stop your puny... Computer, close door, hangar two! Close door, hangar three! Door, hangar four! Close them all! Computer, begin extraction!
[Susan kept banging on the glass to escape but couldn't.As the Quantonium was being taken out of her body and she began to shrink to normal human size Gallaxhar laughs evilly]
Gallaxhar:Finally, I can rebuild my civilization onna new planet. Any thoughts on where I should set up shop? Your planet, perhaps?
Susan: You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet!
Gallaxhar: If you wanted to stop me, you should've done it when you possessed the Quantonium! Now you're nothin'.
Susan:There are innocent people down there who didn't do anything!
Gallaxhar: There were innocent people on my home planet before it was destroyed.
Susan:Look. I'm sorry your planet was destroyed.
Gallaxhar: Oh, don't be. I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused? After I reveal my tale to you, everything will become crystal clear. Computer, initialize cloning machine.
Computer: Yes, Gallaxhar.
Gallaxhar: Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidlin', I found out parents were... No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road with a giant... And soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until she wanted to... And then I was all, "No way!", and she was all, "Yes, way," and I was like... But I've told you too much already! Let the birth of my new planet, now called... "Gallaxhar's Planet" begin!
[cut to the gang, Chuck and Pocahontas were playing with their daughter while everyone else came up with a plan until the news popped up on the TV]
Lem:Uh guys, you may wanna take a look at this.
Neera:What is it, Lem?
TV Reporter: Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFO's ever seem to land in. Excuse me. What's that, Henshaw?
Henshaw: Okey-dokey.
TV Reporter: We now take you, live, to a transmission from the alien spacecraft.
Gallaxhar: Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. You need not to fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it's important to note most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should have no way take any of this personally. It's just business. So just to recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.
[people screaming]
[static]
Hathaway: OK, boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants.
[cut to the monsters]
B.O.B.: What're gonna do now, Doc?
Dr. Cockroach: I... I don't know.
Missing Link: I'll tell what we're gonna do. We're not gonna let Insecto die in vain. We're gonna get up there, find Susan, and we're gonna take that alien down!
[Meanwhile with the gang, Chuck's phone was ringing]
Chuck:Hello? We're on our way.[hangs up]
General Grawl:What's wrong?
Chuck:It's Monger he needs us.
[cut to General Monger's aircraft]
General W.R. Monger: All right, you got enough juice in those jetpacks to get up there, but not enough to make it home. I'll come get you if I can. If I don't, it means I'm dead. Or late. I've been your warden for close to 50 years. That's no longer the case. For what it's worth...
[General Monger salutes]
B.O.B.: That's rude. What did we do?
Dr. Cockroach: No, B.O.B., that's not rude. That's a sign of respect.
Chuck:Let's go save our friend!
All:Yeah!
Lieutenant: General, it's targeting us!
General W.R. Monger: That's the idea, Lieutenant. Hold your course. Steady. Steady. Hard right! Hard right!
Lieutenant: I can't shake it! I can't shake it!
General W.R. Monger: Hang on to your socks! We're going for a ride! Yee-haw! That's what I always wear a parachute, Lieutenant. You can let go of me now, Lieutenant.
[rumbling]
[whimpering]
B.O.B.: [cawing] Caw, caw, caw, caw! Caw, caw!
Dr. Cockroach: Who are you signaling? We're right here.
Missing Link: Hey, zip it!
Jasmine:Cmon guys, let's find Susan.
[cut to Gallaxhar's clones]
Gallaxhar: Clone! Hail Gallaxhar! No, no, no, not all of you. You, there. How do I do this? Three back. No, no, no, no. That guy next to you. The one I'm pointing at! You! The one... You, clone! Yes! Good! Take the prisoner to the incinerator. She's useless to us now. Hail Gallaxhar. Hail me.
Elsa:Look there she is.
Missing Link: Wow. Ginormica ain't so... "ginormic" anymore.
Vanellope:There's so many clones.
Dr. Cockroach: How are we supposed to get her? Tiana:There's too many of them. It's impossible.
B.O.B.: I may not have a brain, ladies and gentlemen, but I have an idea.
[Everyone looked at B.O.B in confusion, cut to everyone wearing uniforms like the clones]
Dr. Cockroach: This is not going to work.
Chuck:Are you sure about that doc because we look good.
[cut to Susan]
Missing Link: Halt! I... Gallaxhar, command you to hand over the prisoner this instant.
Gallaxhar: Clearly, you are defective beyond repair. Guards, take this defective clone to the incinerator!
Well, what are you waiting for? You and you!
Ariel:(whispers) I think he's talking to us.
Dr. Cockroach: Seriously?
Gallaxhar: Yes! Take the prisoner and defective clone to the incinerator!
Dr. Cockroach: Of course, sir.
Gallaxhar: And here's a security pass, just in case. Would you like a gun?
B.O.B.: Yes, I would. Hey, guys, look.
[B.O.B accidentally shoots the clone]
Chuck:Whoah.
Missing Link: OK.
Susan: I can't believe you guys came to save me. Thank you.
Missing Link: Don't mention it. We monsters gotta stick together.
Anna:That's right!
Rapunzel:We never leave a friend behind.
Susan:But I'm not a monster anymore. I'm just me.
Dr. Cockroach: My dear, no matter what your size, you'll always be... nothin' but a filthy, carbon-based life form!
All: Hail Gallaxhar!
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar.
B.O.B.: These disguises are the bomb!
Vanellope:He's not wrong.
Dr. Cockroach: That's it! Follow me.
[cut to the gang walking by the clones while Dr Cockroach explained the plan]
The only way to save the Earth...
All: Hail Gallaxhar!
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar. The only way...
All: Hail Gallaxhar!
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar. ...to save the Earth is to blow up this ship...
All: Hail Gallaxhar!
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar. ...before the invasion starts.
Missing Link: No. How are we gonna do this?
Dr. Cockroach: We need to find the main power core.
Mulan:Where are we gonna find that?
B.O.B.: Excuse me, could you direct us to the main power core?
Gallaxhar: Gladly. It's right there, above the extraction chamber.
B.O.B.: Thank you very much. Hail Gallaxhar.
Dr. Cockroach: Watch out!
Missing Link: Look out, brainless!
Dr. Cockroach: Give me that thing! A weapon like this needs to be in the hands of someone responsible.
[Dr Cockroach accidentally shoots a Gallaxhar clone]
Gallaxhar: What?
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar?
All: Monsters!
Computer: Monsters.
Gallaxhar: Monsters? Attention, all aliens! Destroy all monsters!
Missing Link: You want some of this? Ninja!
Mulan:It's on now! Let's go girls!
[The princesses all fought the clones together with their super powers]
B.O.B.: You wanna hurt my friends, you'll have to go through me! Oh, yeah.
Chuck:Nice one B.O.B.!
[A clone suddenly grabbed Cinderella by her arm causing her to scream]
Cinderella:Ow! Let me go!
General:Hey!
[the clone turns around and looked at General Grawl]
General:Hands off.
[Grawl punches the clone causing him to fall]
[all screaming]
Missing Link: Susan!
Susan:I can't believe we made it!
Elsa:Come on, let's go!
[clanging]
[creaking]
Dr. Cockroach: O, M, G.
Computer: Warning: Intruder. [laughing] You'll never figure out my color code.
Dr. Cockroach: A hexadecimal color code system. This won't be but a moment. [laughing] Red, green, blue, yellow, orange, baby blue, purple, pink, mauve, gold, brown, mocha, avocado, adobe gold!
Missing Link: Doc, come on, dance!
Computer: Your busted, tired dance moves are no match for my security protocols.
Rapunzel:Hurry up doc!
Susan:We can't hold them off much longer!
Dr. Cockroach: One thing you don't know about me! My Ph.D... is in... dance! Dance!
Computer: Security protocol breached. Ship has been set to self-destruct. Total annihilation in T-minus six minutes.
Gallaxhar: Well, launch the invasion then!
Computer: Invasion no longer possible.
Gallaxhar: Oh, space balls! Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, and prepare my escape capsule!
Missing Link: Look at that! They're all runnin' scared! Monsters won!
Susan: I don't think that's why they're running.
Computer: Ship will self-destruct in T-minus five minutes.
Princesses:Self destruct?!
Chuck:We gotta get out of here!
Missing Link: Hail Gallaxhar!
Ginormica: We're not gonna make it!
[screaming]
Missing Link: Hang on! Keep going! [grunting] It's no use. It won't budge.
Susan:If I was still Ginormica, I could do this!
Missing Link: Susan! Get outta here while you still got the chance!
Susan: No! Don't say that. I'm not leaving you guys.
Dr. Cockroach: Yes, you are. Rendezvous with Monger. He's outside the ship, waitin' for you. Go while there's still time.
Computer: Ship will self-destruct in T-minus four minutes.
Missing Link: Don't you worry about us, Susan. You finally have a chance to get your old life back.
Susan: I don't want my old life back.
[Cut to Gallaxhar]