Chapter 13:Susan vs Gallaxhar

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Gallaxhar: They think they've stopped me? They've stopped nothing.
Computer: Female carbon-based life form or Susan, not contained.
Gallaxhar: What? Attention, robot probes! Crush the earthling!
[gasping]
Computer: Robot bay has been destroyed.
Gallaxhar: Fire phasoid cannon! Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Susan: Then we understand each other. Now, open the doors, and let my friends go.
Gallaxhar: Or what? You don't actually think you're a match for me, do you?
Computer: Quantonium has been successfully diverted to the bridge. Escape capsule ready for transport.
Gallaxhar: Like I told you before, you should've defeated me when you had the Quantonium. Have fun exploding!
Susan: Now open the doors.
Gallaxhar: Even if I wanted to, I couldn't! That's what happens when you set a ship to self-destruct! Now we're all going to die! And there's nothing you can do about it... Susan.
Susan: I wouldn't be so sure. And the name is Ginormica.
Computer: Total annihilation in T-minus one minute.
Missing Link: It's been an honor knowing you, Doc.
Dr. Cockroach: The feeling's mutual.
B.O.B.: I'll see you guys tomorrow for lunch.
Missing Link: That's right, B.O.B.
Dr. Cockroach: And there'll be candy and cake balloons.
B.O.B.: Cake and balloons for lunch? It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys!
Elsa:Girls, I love you guys so much!
[Cinderella
Dr. Cockroach: By Hawking's chair!
[grunting]
Computer: Total annihilation in T-minus 30 seconds.
Ginormica: [screaming] Where's Monger?
Missing Link: He's supposed to be here!
Dr. Cockroach: He said the only reason he wouldn't be here is if he was dead!
(They fall. But, land on Insectosaurus and General W.R Monger is on board.)
General W.R. Monger: Or late!
Vaellope:whoo-hoo!
Missing Link: Insectosaurus? You're alive! [laughing] And you're a... butterfly!
Tiana:Hold on everyone!
General W.R. Monger: Yee-Haw!
Computer: Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two...
Gallaxhar: Come on, come on!
Computer: ...one. Hmm, nothing happened. Maybe my count was...
[explosion]
Yolanda: There they are!
Ronnie: Here they come!
[all cheering]
Missing Link: [laughing] Yeah!
[all screaming]
Missing Link: Oh, great.
[kissing]
Missing Link: Oh, boy.
Chuck:Looks like someone's got the ladies.
B.O.B.: Susie Q!
Ginormica: Daddy!
Wendy: Oh, Susan. Ever since you were a baby, I knew that someday... you would, ya know, save the Earth from an invasion from outer space.
Ginormica: Thank you, but it wasn't just me, Mom.
Derek: Excuse me! Hello! Comin' through! How are you? Susan!
Ginormica: Derek?
Derek: Baby, I thought long and hard about what happened between us. And I want you to know... I forgive you.
Ginormica: You forgive me?
Derek: Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteor and ruined everything. And you know what? I say maybe you didn't ruin everything. I just got a call from New York. They offered me network. All I have to do is get an exclusive interview from you.
Ginormica: Really?
Derek: Yeah. I get my dream job and you get your dream guy. It's a win-win for Team Dietl.
Ginormica: Derek... that's amazing. Is the camera rollin'?
Derek: Absolutely.
Ginormica: Good. Because I wouldn't want your fans to miss this. This is Susan Murphy, sayin', "Goodbye, Derek!"
Derek: Whoa!
Ginormica: B.O.B., could you...?
B.O.B.: Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green. She has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside her, and she's everything I deserve in life! I'm happy, now, Derek, without you! It's over!
Derek: Turn it off.
Tiana:Susan, you did the right thing.

General W.R. Monger: Monsters, Princesses I'm so proud of you, I could cry, if I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war. But not cryin' will have to wait. The world needs you again.
Ginormica: What is it, General?
General W.R. Monger: Seems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactor. As we speak, Escargantua is slowly making its way to Paris.
Ginormica: Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris. Now who's with me?
Princesses:We're in!
Chuck:Heck yeah!
Lem/Neera/Eckle/Skiff:We're in!

Missing Link: What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus? We're in.
B.O.B.: I'm in!
Dr Cockroach: Count me in, too.
Wendy: Au revoir, sweetie! Have a safe flight!
Missing Link: Yeah, and hang on!
B.O.B.: Goodbye, Derek! Good luck gettin' over me.
Ginormica: B.O.B., it's me he's never gonna get over.
B.O.B.: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You were dating with Derek too? That two-timing jerk!
All:B.O.B!

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