*A couple weeks pass after the ending to Jugs Is Dead, and everyone is all snug in their bed. Wait, what if I made this all rhyme? B***h I don't have no time... F**k*
*So I looked up if Japanese people celebrate Christmas.. they don't, they celebrate Christmas Eve which is Valentine's Day for them, romantic but not the one taken place in February, I find that weird but I'm giving them American traditions because I can, this is what they get for tainting the youth*
*Ladder Boi set up the tree the night before with a scatter, watching his back as he was on the ladder*
*They all slept in their nice little beds as visions of Jugs twerked in their heads*
Ladder Boi: *wakes up* what the f**k did I just dream about?
Shaquesha: Shhh, you'll wake them
Ladder Boi: F**k the kids, did that Santa b***h come already?
Shaquesha: Please go to sleep
Ladder Boi: Fine. I just don't want to see... That image in my head again
*Ladder Boi falls back asleep, as he visions Legless slaughtering sheep*
*The next morning has arrived as Ladder Boi jumps out of bed and he realizes, he's sleep deprived*
Ladder Boi: GET UP! GET UP! ALL OF YOU IT'S TIME IT'S TIME!
*He runs out of the room and yells down the halls as everyone wants to kick him in the balls*
Legless: Why do we have to get up so early?
Ladder Boi: It's only 11 am, that's pretty late
Jugs: Do we even celebrate Christmas?
Ladder Boi: No, but now we do
*Penis, Rouie? And Donnie walk down the stairs as Penis slips and tumbles down them.. s**t that didn't rhyme, f**k the rhyming*
Penis: COCK, COCK, COCK, DICK. ow
Donnie: Is it present time already?
Rouie?: If I didn't get anything good, I'm shooting some place up
Donnie: Jeez
Legless: Hey, where's LionMaker?
Ladder Boi: Don't know
Shaquesha: Ok kids this way.. NOT THAT WAY YOU F***ING IDIOTS THAT WAY LEADS NOWHERE, LEGLESS AND JUGS HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO HAVE RETARDED CHILDREN?
Jugs: That. Is a good question
Penis: I hope for Christmas I get a nude calendar of Bill Williamson. Or Legless, Or Jugs, Or Rouie? Or literally anyone I know
*A knock is at the door*
Rouie?: Do you have family coming over?
Ladder Boi: No, my family is dead or gone
Shaquesha: That's weird, who's here?
*Ladder Boi opens up the door to see LionMaker in a crappy Goodwill Santa outfit*
LionMaker: Ho Ho Ho
*He says pointing at the girls and Penis*
LionMaker: Motherf***ers it's me, Santa.... Claus
Ladder Boi: What the h**l are you doing?
LionMaker: I don't like that tone of attitude, I might have to put you on my naughty list
*He pulls out a paper full of stripper phone numbers and Ladder Boi rips it*
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Fanfiction3 different parts, 1 wholesome rated R story in play format. Lots of action and dialogue, little narration ------------------------------------------------------- [WARNING] THIS STORY IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES WHO CAN HANDLE THE FOLLOWING TOPICS: SEX...
